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Toerag
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0 posted 2007-06-09 01:40 PM



Toe and Mysteria went down to the cellar
All of a sudden Mysteria bellered,
"Get your finger outta there it don't belong to you
Wouldn't give ya a piece
No matter what you do."

I got a little in the kitchen,
Got some in the hall,
Got some on my finger
And I slung in on the wall...

"Get your finger outta there
It don't belong to you",
She wouldn't give me a piece
No matter what I'd do.

This poem ain't dirty
Don't make that mistake
All I'm talkin' 'bout's
Her birthday cake...

"Get your finger outta there
It don't belong to you",
She wouldn't give me a piece..
No matter what I'd do.....

----------------------------------

I didn't have a present
I hope you understand
But poor poetry I've plenty of
And my cash is in demand.

So have a happy birthday
and here's a tip for you to keep
Choose some friends along the way
Who aren't so broke and cheap...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYSTERIA
LUV YA....TOE....

© Copyright 2007 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2007-06-09 02:16 PM


Read your email  - I feel very lucky to know "cheap friends" right about now, and thank you for making my day.  By the way, I would not hesitate giving you a piece any day   cake that is.

Your poetry is priceless, and a gift like that is something I will treasure always, thanks again.

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2 posted 2007-06-09 02:34 PM


Priceless is right!!(if that means having no value)

I must say though, Toeman, you done good on this one. Happy birthday, Sharon! You will always be a favorite of mine and our friendship will sail on forever. I wish you the very best

Be satisfied with the cake, Toerag. There will be no Canookie in your future!!!

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3 posted 2007-06-09 02:53 PM


Well that takes the cake! Of course you knew what my naughty mind wuz a thinkin'! But then I thought to myself, The Toe wrote this for Mysteria and she's a lady so I must be warped in my take on the poem. ~ NOT!!! LOL

Clever way to beat being censored! LOL LOL LOL

Mr. Rag, you are irascible! ~ and funny from head to Toe.

Happy birthday, Sharon! I'd stay away from the basement if I were you! You never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

Yeppers, Toe takes the cake!

Big birthday hugs,
Linda

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4 posted 2007-06-10 11:58 PM


Thank you for the very funny, and kind wishes.  Again, thanks to Toerag for the "Toeraggety Pome"   I appreciated it very much as it sure cheered me up, and I printed it and kept it

[This message has been edited by Mysteria (06-11-2007 12:00 AM).]

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5 posted 2007-06-11 01:15 AM


Terrific Toerag..Mysteria, Hope your birthday brought you not only cake and gifts but much laughter,hugs and good wishes...martyjo
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6 posted 2007-06-11 03:19 AM


Happy birthday...I want some cake...James
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7 posted 2007-06-11 08:08 AM


I can't think of a better present that such as this, Toe.

Happy Birthday, Mys!


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8 posted 2007-06-11 06:11 PM


LOL

sending birthday wishes!

Kit McCallum
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9 posted 2007-06-11 06:25 PM


LOL ... cute Toe!

Hope it was a great birthday weekend Sharon!

Best wishes,
/Kit

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10 posted 2007-06-12 12:00 PM


This is truly the icing on the cake!



*smooches*

both of you!

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11 posted 2007-06-12 11:05 AM


Sharon, I hope you had a wonderful birthday. I'm sorry,I missed it.
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12 posted 2007-06-12 01:28 PM


Nice work.... and funny.
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13 posted 2007-06-12 01:31 PM


awww... cute and very funny!
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14 posted 2007-06-12 06:50 PM


Hope better late than never is okay! Happy Birthday to one of my favorite girls. Nancy was askin' about you the other day. I pray you have many more of these. Sorry about the cake mess thingy.


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15 posted 2007-06-12 07:02 PM


sweet
have a happy happy day

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16 posted 2007-06-15 01:46 AM


Excuse my late reply - been kind of busy with all the great weather, but thank you all very much for the wonderful wishes, and Toe for the cute as heck poem.
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17 posted 2007-06-15 09:44 AM


ROFL that was too fun!!
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