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aziza
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0 posted 2007-05-20 02:57 AM



Just thought I would throw this in to see if anyone was awake!

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Morning of Christmas


It’s the morning of Christmas, and why can't I sleep?
It’s the dancing on my roof of little reindeer feet.
I wonder if it's the season to fill my freezer with meat
A tender reindeer steak would be good Christmas treat!
It is four am and I don't mean to be cranky and rude
However, my elfish nature has turned into PMS Scrooge
"Bah, Humbug", I say with snotty, sarcastic disdain
Those damn reindeer can’t dance! They really should train!
Their clacking is annoying and there is some flashing red light
It's that damn Rudolph, and I got him in my gun sites
I can bag him, and skin him and wrap up like a pretty gift
If I roast him up for dinner, I wonder who will be miffed.
Oh, Santa, come here and see the nice cookies I left you
If I you don’t like them you can have some hot reindeer stew!




Alison

[This message has been edited by aziza (05-20-2007 03:33 AM).]

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Drauntz
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1 posted 2007-05-20 03:11 AM


"Mommy, my friend said that Santa nd reindeer are not true".

"why there is poem about them at midnight?"

"mommy, it is dream. sleep walking poem dream"

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