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Miss Imperfection (Little Miss Perfect's naughty sister!)
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Miss Imperfection (Little Miss Perfect's naughty sister!) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light 
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 Miss Imperfection ~ Linda L. Dowd ~ I am Miss Imperfection, I drink, and smoke, and swear. I eat oodles of junk food, And my body's in need of repair. I never go out in the sunshine, I party throughout the night. I’m neither sweet nor agreeable, And I love to start a good fight! I don't go to church on Sundays, And I don't regret missing mass. I’m a naughty little Miss Lassie, And I don't have a lot of class. I never mind my manners, I'm obnoxious and very lewd. My face is continually frowning, And I'm always in a bad mood. I’m neither sweet nor adorable, I’m dislike by everyone. I’m what you’d call "boring", I am dumb and not lots of fun. I'm unkempt and unattractive, And quite immature for my years. My eyes are dull and lack luster, And my face cracks lots of mirrors! I’m impatient and rather lazy, I whine and scream and pout. I’m certainly no Mother Mary, ~ For I'm always gadding about! I am the consummate failure, No one can come even close. I've got nothing to brag about, I’m a loser, a lout, and a louse! Most think that I'm a She-Devil, But that's not really the case! I'm just a sweet little angel, ~ Now get the hell outta my face! |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
Dang....and I thought I'd cornered the market on perfection! Ya gave me a grin this morning -- thank you! ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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ivordavies Senior Member
since 2007-01-10
Posts 739Chester, England |
This is a brilliant piece of work, to analyse a personality so perfectly and imperfectly, I am still convinced this is the same person! Sounds like an interesting girl, wonder who it can be?..... Ivor |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Dear Leader of Rats ~ It was so good to hear from you, Ed! Your comment cracked me up! A grin begets a grin! Now you have me grinning ~ and that's a goood thang!   Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Ivor You made me laugh once more!  EA   |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Earth Angel Dang Randy said he'd love to meet her.  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Mr. T. ~ I just rewrote the entire poem! I must have been half-asleep when I posted it early this morning! My reputations as the Edit Queen is alive and well!  Give Betty's and my love to Randy ~ and keep some for yourself! Betty & EA |
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Angel4aKing Senior Member
since 2006-09-27
Posts 1372USA |
And I guess she can try out for one of Sandra Dees class mates in the remake of Grease....her "bad influences"...cute I liked this alot... ~~~kingsangel~~~ |
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The_Nameless_One Member
since 2007-01-20
Posts 165Missouri |
this poem reminds me of my step-sister amazing work great read thank you |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
kingsangel ~ Perhaps both the Boop sisters should audition! Hugs to U EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Nameless ~ I'd wager that your stepsister is a handful and a half! lol EA |
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The_Nameless_One Member
since 2007-01-20
Posts 165Missouri |
yeah she is very stressing on the soul lol  |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
She needs a good spanking!!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Magnanimous One ~ A who, pray tell, will do the dastardly deed?!? lol EA |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL how cute! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Good morning, Ms. Dixie! I love to make people Laugh Out Loud! Have a great day! Linda |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Very well done, as usual. |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
you've certainly got me laughing into my coffee cup this morning Linda Angel I love both the little rascals... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Smartest Chick ~ As Elvis would say, "Thank ya! Thank ya very much!" Huggums, Lindaq |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lady Kate ~ Dontchya just love a good laugh?!? I'm happy that my poem did that 4 U. Loves 'n laughs, LA |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
Someone needs a 'pankin' Bad-girl! JL Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hi, JL! Yeppers, she shore is a mighty naughty gal! Mind you, I think she might enjoy that "pankin" a little bit too much! lol Loves 'n laughs, EA ~ "a sweet little angel" |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
This is fantastic, oh naughty one! LOL Thanks for the grins... they're greatly appreciated! *S* |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
suthern ~ Hi, Belle! I had to write this poem to show my other side! lol Some of the readers to my recent poem "Little Miss Perfect" thought I was referring to myself! lol Well, now I've set the record straight with this poem! lol In actuality, I believe there is a bit of both of them that is in all of us! Loves 'n hugs, Linda |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
Damn, I laughed! Thank you. A |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
aziza ~ A laugh begets a laugh! ~ Now you have me laughing! Thank YOU! EA |
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