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2dalimit
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0 posted 2008-05-05 10:06 AM




The news… /Melton
A biker dude at the zoo sees a little girl
grabbed by a lion into his hungry world.
He smacks the lion’s face with great harm, and
the girl is released to her parents’ loving arms.
A journalist saw this and called him a hero, a great man.
“I only did what was needed, you understand.”
He asked the dude what’s his bike and what’s your political affiliation.
“It’s a Harley of course and I am proud to be a Republican.”
The next day’s news should have been aborted,
cause the headline made the story distorted.

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

Humor? or The way it is.

© Copyright 2008 Melton Culberth - All Rights Reserved
Joyce Johnson
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1 posted 2008-05-05 07:02 PM


Good one, Melton.  Glad to see you here.  Love, Joyce
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2 posted 2008-05-05 08:54 PM


Melton:  This is humorous and then aqain, maybe not! Things become so distorted in today's world!

Betty Lou

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2dalimit
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3 posted 2008-05-07 06:42 AM


Thank you Joyce and Betty Lou.
Have a nice day. Melton

midnightblues
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4 posted 2008-05-10 08:29 AM


Hi Melton,

This is wicked good! I had a good laugh reading it.

Love,
MiCheLLe

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