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XOx Uriah xOX
Senior Member
since 2006-02-11
Posts 1403
Virginia

0 posted 2009-04-14 11:35 AM



No, I do not want to date you

You're very pretty
Of that, there's no doubt

No, I do not want to date you

I know of your exs
'cause I've heard you shout

No, I do not want to date you

Your mouth looks like
it might drip honey

No, I do not want to date you

You'll lick your fingers
and they'll stick to my money

No, I do not want to date you

I was told that you'll try
to rewrite my songs

No, I do not want to date you

I was warned that at times
you might sing along

No, I do not want to date you

Most of your body is fake

No, I do not want to date you

Plastic Barbies so easily break

No, I do not want to date you

You puffed up your lips
and reduced all your fat

No, I do not want to date you

You neutered your dog
and declawed your cat

No, I do not want to date you


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k_love_02
Junior Member
since 2008-07-07
Posts 24

1 posted 2009-04-14 11:43 AM


I like this! Character can be so lacking in people looking for love for all the wrong reasons....
critical mass
Member
since 2009-03-25
Posts 275
Michigan
2 posted 2009-04-14 01:25 PM




This is a guy thing.
and it's really funny from a guys perspective.



Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California
3 posted 2009-04-14 02:53 PM


It's funny from a woman's perspective too.
                                    Ida

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738

4 posted 2009-04-14 04:34 PM


I have already been dated.
Stamped, spindled and mutilated.



*shaking my head*

I just love you yanno.


JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
5 posted 2009-04-14 06:48 PM


Nice...James
Huan Yi
Member Ascendant
since 2004-10-12
Posts 6688
Waukegan
6 posted 2009-04-14 07:32 PM


.


Well
this will make you
popular . . .


John


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Alison
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Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!
7 posted 2009-04-30 02:01 AM


I bet her tan comes off in the shower too.  I wouldn't want to date her either - or him (as is often the case now).

A

Pilgrimage
Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945
Texas, USA
8 posted 2009-04-30 09:43 AM


Awww.  I wouldn't sing along very loud.  Okay, I'd clap out of time, too, I admit.  And the cat needed declawed, she was sticking to the carpet.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
9 posted 2009-04-30 10:46 AM


Yo XOx Uriah xOX,

I think you might be on to something here.  

We wouldn't be good together.  

I'm afraid your beard might make me itchy.

Bobby

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738

10 posted 2009-04-30 10:48 AM


grin...when caught discussing Pink Ployd ALBUMS, and festival seating, and wince, recollections of the Dating Game, dates you?

Nod.

I think I've been properly benched anyhow.

Meet me at the nickle slots.

*laughing*

I'll be the one playing three machines--covering two with my rolling walker.

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