Oh my wee little heart,
so happy and gay,
comes to dance a jig,
on this St. Paddy's Day,

Will you join me a round or two?
as you slap your knee over,
split your knickers laughing,
rolling into the pot of clover,

Oh I now see your Irish green,
it was hidden and tucked away,
what? kiss me me I am Irish?
Is that what they say?



You have had too much fun,
you naughty little Leprechaun,
all that clover stuck your hair
what a mess, you've broken the chair

That is what I get for telling you,
that I am not wearing any green,
running and chasing me till your blue,
trying to pinch me, your so mean!

Happy Saint Paddy's Day to all my Irish Kin,
here's to wealth and happiness, to love,
hope to see you back here again!
Each and everyone of you, you are my friend!

next time just don't wear your knickers so tight!
lol!