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LindsayP
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0 posted 2009-03-05 07:55 PM



                   Connie Laws

A very smart lad was our capricious young Johnny
Who was near the top of his class at the school,
A lovely young lady was the schoolteacher Connie,
Who quite often found Johnny just playing the fool.

One day Johnny dropped his pen on the floor,
Just at the time when the teacher walked past,
It was a habit that as a teacher she had to deplore
But bent over to retrieve it before giving Johnny a blast.

Johnny burst out laughing in a high state of glee
When the teacher asked what was the joke,
“The garter on your stockings was what I could see,”
Was his answer, after laughing, when he spoke.

“You naughty boy Johnny, that’s being quite rude,
You pack up your books and go home for the day,
That sort of behavior in class we must surely exclude
And your bad manners you will not here display.”

Next day young Johnny was back at his desk
When he saw the lovely young Connie advance,
When his ruler hit the floor she was not impressed
But she bent over to retrieve it as Johnny looked on askance.

He burst out laughing loudly in a high state of mirth,
As she spun around quickly to ask what was the cause,
He said, “to follow your instructions I know there’s a first,
But I couldn’t help but see your panties Miss Laws.”

She said Johnny, “I told you; you must not be rude,
Now immediately go home for the rest of the week,
Don’t come back till next Monday, but with a new attitude
Or a much steeper sentence I will certainly seek.”

Next Monday Johnny was back at the school as before
When Miss Laws came up to correct his week’s work,
Young Johnny accidentally dropped his pen on the floor,
Which was quickly followed up by a whimsical smirk.

The teacher bent over as on previous accounts,
Just as young Johnny already knew that she would,
Laughing loudly as he headed for the door with a flounce,
He said, “ I’m certainly going home this time for good.

Lindsay  


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Robert E. Jordan
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1 posted 2009-03-05 08:20 PM


Yo LindsayP,

There you goes.  Go head Johnny.  This poem works good for me.

Bobby

Margherita
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2 posted 2009-03-05 08:25 PM


Thank you, dear Lindsay, once again for the smiles. Your poetic stories have a touch of other times and I love this feeling. Of course here I was more angry with Connie than with Johnny!

Love,
Margherita

Rick
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3 posted 2009-03-05 11:02 PM


Hi Lindsay old mate, loved this, thought that was going to happen, you told it just right, have a great one Lindsay and take care my friend.

Rick

LindsayP
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4 posted 2009-03-06 08:40 PM



Bobby, Margherita and Rick

It's always much appreciated when I see
you three great poet's names in the

response section. Thank you all and have a great day.

Lindsay

Alison
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5 posted 2009-03-07 04:09 PM


Okay, okay.  I don't get it.  Why's he going home for good? And don't go laughing at me - I know I am a bit dense sometimes.

Sheese and to think I admitted this in public.

A

Earth Angel
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6 posted 2009-03-07 05:34 PM


That cheekie little monkey played his teacher like a violin! He's laughing all the way home with even more time off from school ~ teacher's orders! lol lol lol


Linda

LindsayP
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7 posted 2009-03-07 07:36 PM



Alison my dear, first of all he saw her garter and she sent him home for a day,
then when he saw her panties, she sent him home for a week and the reason he was going home for good was he looked a little higher,
and you being a lovely lady would know what he saw or what he thought he saw, hence he was going home for good.

Linda you summed it up well dear lady, he certainly was a step ahead of the teacher.
Love and a big hug to you both.

Lindsay



Alison
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8 posted 2009-03-07 09:15 PM


but ... laughing here ...

but ....

wasn't she wearing panties?


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9 posted 2009-03-09 05:48 PM


As a long loooooonnnngg day draws to a close, I couldn't have picked a better poem to open... both the verse and the responses leave me grinning. *G*

Well done, my friend... very well done! *S*

LindsayP
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10 posted 2009-03-10 09:20 PM



Dear Alison and Ruth, you both always give me a kind response and I thank you sincerely

I'm sure she was wearing panties but I think his imagination got the better of him.

I'm glad you both had a laugh. love to you both.

Lindsay

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11 posted 2009-03-17 11:15 PM


I just love the way you write! I will see about send lots of rain your way!!!!!!
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