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LindsayP
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0 posted 2009-02-25 09:47 PM



             Wonderwoman

Our premier Jeff Kennet on a trip to the States
Was invited to stay at a place quite elite,
A convention of Superhero’s about to take place,
Batman,Wonderwoman & Superman all there to meet.

Next morning for breakfast Superman arrived late
And explained that he’d had a quite stressful night,
Jeff Kennet inquired as to the cause of his state
For he appeared as if suffering from quite a bad fright.

Superman replied that as he was preparing for bed
Wonderwoman was revealed with his x-ray vision,
Lying naked on the bed and with him quite easily led,
Then on an impulse he made this hasty decision.

A quite startling result as I flew through the wall
And then landed on the bed, as light as one can,
“Wonderwoman would be shocked,” said Jeff quite appalled,
Superman said, “not nearly as shocked as the invisible man.”


Lindsay

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ethome
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1 posted 2009-02-25 10:25 PM


OPPS!
Poor old invisible man that would take a hike out of him.......What the!

Funny Lindsay. Good one!

Eric

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2 posted 2009-02-25 10:37 PM


Cute story, Lindsay, How do you think of this stuff?
                       Ida

LindsayP
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3 posted 2009-02-26 07:36 PM



To my good friends Eric and Ida, I'm so happy that you had a laugh at Wonderwoman.

It does everyone good to have a good laugh every now and again. Thanks to you both.

Lindsay

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4 posted 2009-02-28 01:16 AM


Lindsay,

You crack me up.

xoxoxo
Alison

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
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5 posted 2009-02-28 05:30 AM


LOL!!!! oh Lindsay, I'm with my Ali-girl, you crack me up!!    great write!!  

love and hugs RDB xx

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

Earth Angel
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6 posted 2009-02-28 09:06 AM


I love to laugh ~ and Lindsay, my dear funny man, ~ you give me some of my biggest ones!

Love 'n Laughter,
Linda



Bill Charles
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7 posted 2009-02-28 10:52 AM


Lindsay - you quack me up too, a great sense of humour. If your ever on the west coast of Canada please come for a visit. Would love to have you as a guest...

BC

LindsayP
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8 posted 2009-02-28 10:13 PM



My appologies Alison, I didn't mean to crack you up, (tongue in cheek,) but I'm glad you had a good laugh. Thank you.

Roniece I'm so glad you had a good laugh too, there's nothing like having a happy reader, thank you.

I know you are always a happy chappy Linda
and I'm glad this one gave you another laugh
That makes my day too. thank you.

Bill you sound like another happy customer as well, thank you my friend and thank you
very much for your kind invitation., It is much appreciated.

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