British Columbia, Canada
Good grief! Mikie, er Maree, she likes it? I absolutely detest that stuff,
No I won't eat vegemite on a slice of toast
From the jar on a spoon, I hate it most!
It stinks of something really foreign.
I find the texture really borin'
It smells like medicine I once took,
Or something you would use to grease your hook!
It resembles something picked up in a bag
While walking your dog, it's bottom did sag.
Do not check poem for accuracy pahleeze!
Get the picture? Yeah, yeah I know it's good for you! I'll take my chances.
All you ever wanted to know about Vegemite and more!
~* Carpe' Diem *~