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It's not enough I was licking the knife

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serenity blaze
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0 posted 06-08-2005 03:09 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

NOoooooooooooo....

they hadta put VEGEMITE in a tube!!!

grin



(watch me be nasty now)

*chuckle*

serenity maree
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1 posted 06-08-2005 08:41 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

maree runs for the video camera....

winkies... enjoy m'lady

maree serenity

"we all have wings, but some of us don't know why"

Michael Hutchence (INXS)

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2 posted 06-08-2005 08:43 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Seriously, I do not understand how that stuff could be good...

ack.

*shudder*

and anything that comes in a tube that doesn't clean my teeth makes me suspicious..

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

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3 posted 06-08-2005 12:39 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Good grief!  Mikie, er Maree, she likes it?  I absolutely detest that stuff,

No I won't eat vegemite on a slice of toast
From the jar on a spoon, I hate it most!
It stinks of something really foreign.
I find the texture really borin'
It smells like medicine I once took,
Or something you would use to grease your hook!
It resembles something picked up in a bag
While walking your dog, it's bottom did sag.


Do not check poem for accuracy pahleeze!

Get the picture?  Yeah, yeah I know it's good for you!  I'll take my chances.

All you ever wanted to know about Vegemite and more!
http://www.vegemite.com.au/index.cfm?fuseaction=ourHeritage.welcome




~* Carpe' Diem *~
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4 posted 06-08-2005 08:28 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

for the umpteenth time - ewww.
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5 posted 06-08-2005 08:36 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Y'know...I tried!...

and I did...but I haven't quite yet
gotten the hang of wanting to lick it
off a knife...

Now, give me CheezWhiz....

and don't get in my WAY!

LOL...

Maree, I'm so tickled that you've tickled serenity!
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6 posted 06-08-2005 09:43 PM       View Profile for sandgrain   Email sandgrain   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sandgrain

I've never had Vegemite but my appetite surely hasn't been whet by what I'm seeing here.  LOL

I did nod off reading the history timeline, though and I liked that little power nap, so some good has come of it.

   Rae
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7 posted 06-09-2005 04:43 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Mikie?

"we all have wings, but some of us don't know why"

Michael Hutchence (INXS)

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8 posted 06-09-2005 06:58 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

"Let Mikie try it... Mikie likes everything!!.."
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9 posted 06-09-2005 06:35 PM       View Profile for Cloud 9   Email Cloud 9   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cloud 9

O.k.....so I AM going to ask a stupid question...

What is VEGIMITE?
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10 posted 06-10-2005 07:14 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

it's some sorta supergood yeast extraction to which I have become seriously addicted.

It's put out by Kraft too, and I can't believe the same people who market this macaroni and cheese slop won't allow me to purchase a SUPERFOOD (yep) here in the states.

I LOVE THE STUFF.

It's yummy salty and yeah, I did the virginal thing and used butter too on wheat toast, but man...

*shaking my head*

If you love a good wheat beer? You should love this stuff. You just have to get over the idea that it's like peanut butter or something.

and yet again C--I find it odd that everybody seems to hate to stuff and yet?

Everytime I try to order it online?

"Sold out"



It tastes like...well, sex,/i>.
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11 posted 06-10-2005 04:44 PM       View Profile for ESP   Email ESP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ESP

Marmite is better ;-)
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12 posted 06-10-2005 04:48 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Vegemite is what happens when one allows dark home-brewed beer to dry out.
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13 posted 06-10-2005 05:35 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Mikie is the name we use for anyone in Canada that will eat anything! Saying goes, "Hey give it to Mikie!" see?

Okay Karen - you are kidding me right, it is sold in the States too?  I had a friend who was absolutely thrilled they that they brought me some back from Australia once.  I could not even get past opening that jar Man, the stink!

Alicat is right that is exactly what it smelt like, dried up malt beer?  I detest the smell of beer, use it on my hair once in a while though.
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"It tastes like...well, sex,/i>."

Wholy Moly!! If it tastes like that maybe I will go get a Costco box of it.
Can you order it by the case.....

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15 posted 06-10-2005 06:21 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Originally, the phrase 'Give it to Mikie, he'll eat anything!' was from Life cereal commercials of the early 70's.  They even found 'Mikie' (same dude), all grown up, for Life cereal commercials in the 90's.
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16 posted 06-10-2005 06:28 PM       View Profile for Cloud 9   Email Cloud 9   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cloud 9

Didn't he pass away not too long ago?
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17 posted 06-11-2005 09:18 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

cloud? nod

indeed he did

he bit the knife and bled to death

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18 posted 06-13-2005 12:57 PM       View Profile for Cloud 9   Email Cloud 9   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cloud 9


Was there Vegamite on that knife??
Dark Angel
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19 posted 06-13-2005 04:30 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

LOL

too cute cloud, too cute

"we all have wings, but some of us don't know why"

Michael Hutchence (INXS)

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20 posted 06-14-2005 01:46 AM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Ali, I remember those commercials now that you mention it - the kid that was Mikey was the youngest one.  Prolly where we got it from back then too I bet.  I still use that saying to this day (referring to my son as Mikey.)

Yuck - just realized this thread was about the jar of tar - bleck! at the thought of that stuff.
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I swear I'm going to try mine today...ok Maree?  
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22 posted 06-14-2005 11:22 PM       View Profile for sandgrain   Email sandgrain   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sandgrain

I'd heard Mikie died when his 'LIFE' was taken away.

We always use that phrase at our house, too.  "Mikie likes it!"
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23 posted 06-15-2005 12:18 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

I'm just surprised K hasn't done stove in the heads of heretics, seeing how she's from the Land of Vegemite....good thing I'm obtuse...I might not even feel the blow from that tar filled jar of evile.
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24 posted 06-15-2005 01:07 PM       View Profile for Cloud 9   Email Cloud 9   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cloud 9

"I'd heard Mikie died when his 'LIFE' was taken away"

Probably from that VEGIMITE stuff. I am sure he overdosed on it being it tastes like sex.

 
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