Here are some ways,,,,well....to annoy a roomie,,,,,
1. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
2.Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
3. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
4.Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
5.Get a small, battery-operated clock which ticks very loudly. Put it in a briefcase and put the briefcase next to your roommate's bed.
6. Smile. All the time.
I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike