Should I poke the monkey in the eye and make him quit swinging... ?
*Pop, Smash, BANG, Squeel, Thud, Wham, KaBam*
Whew, that monkey pulled my hair then tried to swing from it,
but I managed to give him a good poke!
He shouldn't be bothering you anymore!
"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"