between the gutter & the stars
tell him to slow it down, remind him he's neither your boy-toy nor your pappy, and that's that.
if he's really starting to bug ya and he keeps calling and giving you the third like he's your dad, start hanging up on him.
he'll get the idea.
on a side note-
where are you meeting all these 20-somethings sweetie?
i mean, it may seem cool for you, but imagine what kind of a loser they must be in their circle of friends to have to go pick up high school chicks. are you gonna date 17 year olds when you're 25?
cool it down, nah mean?
btw, for curiosities sake, what college do these guys go to? does it have the word "community" or "junior" in it?
no offense to you or anything, but you can find better. and good for you on the single thing. that josh guy didn't sound like the brightest bulb on the chandelier.
it's our struggle for identity that leaves us all unknown