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serenity blaze
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0 posted 08-13-2001 12:40 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Finally, my good poet friends, I have an appointment with an oral surgeon to remove two teeth that have had me in agony for well over a year. Okay. Simple enough--right?
But my Dr.'s name?---Dr. Akin...(DR. ACHIN'????)
and the time of my appointment?
----2:30...(TOOTH HURTY?)


AH HAH HAH HAH HA....ooo..ouch. (serenity exits, grinning a soon to be somewhat toothless grin...)

Shaking my head...only in MY life...heh heh heh

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1 posted 08-13-2001 02:20 PM       View Profile for Krawdad   Email Krawdad   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Krawdad

On the tHURT-TEEnTH???
OH MY!!!
Don't mean to laugh at your expense, but I am!!!
Too funny!
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2 posted 08-13-2001 03:46 PM       View Profile for howpeculiar   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for howpeculiar

*groan* Ugh, Karen... You've been hanging around Sharon too long    
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3 posted 08-13-2001 05:45 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

'howpeculiar' that you should say that! I think Karen needs all the 'serenity' she can find in her life right now. And I sure wish I knew some guy who'd say 'open wide'!  
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4 posted 08-13-2001 06:53 PM       View Profile for inot2B   Email inot2B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for inot2B

Serenity, I remember my husband telling me a joke about someone going to the dentist and grabbing the dentist in his very delicate private area and saying "You don't hurt me and I won't hurt you." Oh well it was just a suggestion.

[This message has been edited by inot2B (edited 08-13-2001).]

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ROFL ... thanks for the grins Serenity!  Priceless ... I hope you're grinning soon after your appointment and all goes well!  
serenity blaze
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6 posted 08-13-2001 07:53 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Sharon? I was going to suggest a gynecologist, but then, if my memory serves me right...they just say--"scoot down"...

sigh...and therein lies another tail...oh..heh heh...tale.  
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7 posted 08-14-2001 02:20 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

ROFL!!! too cool

but actually, not only in your life, my friend... my dentist's name is Dr. Novick... i always thought that was a good one but yours is much better

hehe

glad you're getting them pulled finally...

put them under your pillow... you never know
serenity blaze
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8 posted 08-14-2001 07:36 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Doreen? I just talked to my mother and she's got us both beat...she used to have an attorney named Robin Cheatham.  
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Tooooo punny...  
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try having braces now that is torture,
they have funky drugs to numb your jaws and gums... getting teeth removed is painless
but having braces that is painful and annoying

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serenity blaze
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11 posted 08-17-2001 04:40 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I KNOW...sigh...did that too...and those awful headband things that yank your jaws and leave marks all over your face...ick...and THAT IS WHY IT TOOK ME SEVENTEEN years to go back to the dentist!!!!
Argggghhhh....
anonymousfemale
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Oh yes, ARGH is a good way to describe the dentist. Evil, evil people. Those tools they have are scary as all hell!!  

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. *toot toot*

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*stares at serenity* geesh   you feelin ok? hehe
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Ouch!!  I hope everything went well... that doctor name thing... that reminded me.  When I had my first knee surgery, my doctor's name scared me a bit too.  Dr. Cutter.  Doesn't calm nerves, does it?     Hope everything's fine now...
serenity blaze
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15 posted 08-28-2001 07:15 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Well...now I have to go BACK to Dr. Akin---and I just spoke to a friend today who wants me to ask MY dentist if he knows my friend's dentist....Dr. Hurton....  
 
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