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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(Here's a Weird-Al-esque parody song I've written of Coldplay's "Talk", titled "Stalk". (giggles) I got inspiration in that the lead singer Chris Martin tries to dodge the paparazzi all he can, and this just came out! LOL!  )Stalk By: Noah Eaton 3/8/06 . . . Darling, you know I’ll find a way through, I’ve been trying hard to reach you, and I know what I must do. you’re stuck in my 60-degree field of view, I’ve been hiding out in the brushes, and I want to stalk on you, oh, I want to stalk on you... . . . I can take a picture of all that I see, often forgoing all food and sleep, you could build a ladder up to the sun, but I’ll always catch you in the short run, I’m a gumshoe, for Hollywood fashion oohs and oops. . . . I have no time for a press release, I just hop in my silver Mercedes, and make a sharp U-turn like a dog in heat, pursuing the full Sunset Strip, searching wildly for a sudden Jessica Alba wardrobe malfunction, or nightclub sighting of Lindsay Lohan. . . . So I keep taking pictures of all that I see, braving Miami’s humidity, just to catch George Clooney riverdancing, or maybe J Lo’s eighteenth wedding, this week, making more than you make in a year, does that thought give you a jealous tear? . . . So I know everywhere you’re going, cuz I stole your datebook, I caught Tom Cruise jumping the couch, down in Ecuador, recently I’ve even been granted, privilege of the floor, no celebrity is ever ever safe from me, let’s stalk, let’s stalk, let’s stalk, let’s stalk... (punch) Ow... ...it was worth it! "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
let’s stalk, let’s stalk, let’s stalk, let’s stalk... Everybody sing! I love it Noah! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I suppose those pics would be worth the price of a punch!  Here's one that I took of Mona Lisa. Thank goodness she is so mild mannered. All she did was smile!  Loves 'n laughs, Linda  |
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icequeen Senior Member
since 2001-12-09
Posts 633FL USA |
OH TOO MUCH FUN!!!!!! I despise those camera-hugging shutter-bugging types. Everyone deserves privacy. You should send this to Chris Martin. I think he'd love it!  Caroline He who wants a rose must respect the thorn. |
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