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Fisherman Junior Member
since 2000-04-14
Posts 46 |
Today I went out golfing, as I often do, I played just like a pirate, I shot a one o two Why you ask a pirate? Just ‘cause I played real bad? The answer is quite simple, t’was a nasty hook I had. I seldom hit a fairway, least ways the proper one, I could not hit an iron at all, my putter was a gun, How could a putter be a gun? For asking I say thanks, This answer is quite simple too, my putter it shot blanks. I had me not a single par, bogeys out the yazoo, Double bogeys cause me pain, I had me quite a few, But it was that snowman, that really took the cake, I hope them frogs are happy with my ball out in the lake. I must admit I came home irked, not happy with my game, And if I would be truthful, its often been the same But tomorrow is another day, my tee time is at eight, I have this sneaking feeling, my round it will be great |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, what a fun read this is, and I don't really care much for golf...though I did whack a ball around a few times, the ball never landed within ten feet of where I expected it to. LOL Now, if you wanna talk tennis or volleyball?  |
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ice Member Elite
since 2003-05-17
Posts 3404Pennsylvania |
LOL- better stick to fishing, Fisherman,, At least your hook will be more effective... Fun Read ---------ice ><> |
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