Old Toe, thought Mag was really gonna be
mad and furious where he could not see
But did he know it was the Balladeer
seen wearing knitted hose, holding Toe’s beer

Let’s raise a loud toast and cheer for the two
and thank them for not drinking all the brew.
For they would be around for an encore
while Old Mag did say, no way,nevermore!

And when the moon had set there past the ridge
Mag with his hat took one more from the fridge
Put two more shells of rock salt in his gun
swore to them both, this time they better run.

For panties are for ladies and heels are the same,
and Mag has no closet to bring to their game.
And when that bird returns from that tall tree
The drinks are on the house..Girls are in free!!!