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Some Beer For My Blues
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Some Beer For My Blues |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
She broke my heart at Walmart I cried all the way to Sears Sobbing till my eyes were dry, Bought some "Equate" tears. Now my heart is empty, So's my keg of beer, A transplant wouldn't help my heart, But the package store is near. A case of beer for this case of blues, May get me thru the day, A two bit whore might help me too, To pass these blues away. I could call my buddy Balladeer, And cry upon his shoulder, And he could maybe fix me up With a gal that's so much older. He's got gals in his black book, In order "A" to "Z" And though I love my pets alot, It's not 'erotic-ly" So a temorary 'by-pass' Will have to do for now, My heart will mend in time I'm sure 'Deer can keep his cow. |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL....that's my way of looking at it too |
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Professor Gloom Member Elite
since 2000-07-23
Posts 3082of Depression |
Enjoyed the writing here although I doubt you need any help, especially not in writing. I used this as inspiration. Gloom |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I was dragging out my ice chest And filling it with beer Put Saffire on the boom box In hopes that you could hear But if you're looking in Deer's book To soothe your desolation Your blues may be incurable For sweets... that's desperation!!! LOL... If she doesn't appreciate you, then she's not worth it... so save those Equate tears, my friend... After all... if you play it right, they may help you convince your son to make the next beer run? *G* |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Yoe, you know darn well you will never be lacking for love as long as Blow-Up Sue is around. We had her patched up over at the tire center at Sears after the last time you punctured her in a moment of overzealousness and they say she has a ten year warrantee this time, which will outlast any abilities you may have. Say the word and I'll get her back from LongJohn.... |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
So good to see you "boys" at play again.You always brighten up the day. marty |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
I really needed to see you fellas goin' at it today!  Thanks for the chuckles Toe. Now...be well or I'll have to come and find you and......?  |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
 Boy if need of Deer’s black book You’re really in some trouble. I’m sending out a big S.O.S. To get you beer on the double! However I was thinking m’friend, If you are digging down that deep, Maybe switch the beer to champagne, To snare a classy doll to keep? Blow-up dolls are just for wussies, I understand now, you’re a real man. Think you can handle a real woman? Then put down that darn smelly can! You sweet man are a sight for these sore eyes. Mauh! Sending you welling wishes. |
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Robert Frazier Senior Member
since 2003-02-06
Posts 1014 |
an older woman and a case of beer . . . sounds like a cure for what ails! Rf |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Enjoyed...James |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
every word makes you more attractive.. pass the beer...I could use one myself.  love ya Toe!!!"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind" |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
HEY TOE, HOW BOUTS A LOGGER? CLICK...TOASTING TO YA SALUTE...HUGS TO YA PARDNER HAVE A GREAT DAY Thanks for the belly buster....everyone's wondering what's the matter with me...told them, I'm just happy its Friday!!! |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
Michael must watch his cowlick and you must, evidently, control your ardor with Sue Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, howz about a glass of whine? |
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Susan Member Ascendant
since 2004-03-27
Posts 5104walking the surreal |
giggling - S If I wander far enough, long enough, will I finally know . . . |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
you have the greatest imagination *s M |
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Bridget Shenachie Senior Member
since 2002-01-23
Posts 1056Kansas USA |
This is a great day for a fine whine. Think how it will mellow in a year. Would you pour me another glass of your great good humor? Enjoyed tremendously! Shenachie |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
A response to Toe will be forthcoming. |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Fun! Glad to have you guys back at it! Enjoyed this a lot! miscellanea |
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