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Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

0 posted 2004-07-14 04:29 PM

Dressed To Grill
By: Noah Eaton
7/14/04

I'm firin' up,
the Weber Baby Q this evenin', yeah!
She may be small,
but she's saucier than George Foreman, yeah!
(No offense, George,
I still think you're a lean mean grilling machine!

Awww, thanks! )
Hey hey hey,
look who's comin', yeah!
She's such a sweet girl,
she sure is smokin, yeah!

Come on down, darling!
my lil' barbecutie,
it's polite to kiss the cook,
give me a lil' piezoelectricity,
set my heart on fire,
any way is a thrill,
I just wanna see you,
.
.
.
dressed to grill!

You know I love the taste of your lips,
in any kind of marinade,
your caress my heart with a basting brush,
giving my desires a honey-chutney glaze,
Her BTU rating,
is off the charts, whoa!
Someone call the Fire Department,
she's out of control!

Come on down, darling!
my lil' barbecutie,
it's polite to kiss the cook,
give me a lil' piezoelectricity,
Whether its propane, charcoal or electric,
any way is a thrill,
I just wanna see you,
.
.
.
dressed to grill!

Compliments to the chef now,
how would you like it?
(Relish today, ketchup tomorrow!)
Whatever melts your butter!
Make sure you top love with pineapple,
warm her heart on the chimney starter,
If she's done on that side,
isn't it time to turn her?

Come on down, darling!
my lil' barbecutie,
it's polite to kiss the cook,
give me a lil' piezoelectricity,
I love everything about you,
any way you do me is a thrill,
you just better be...
.
.
.
dressed to grill!
.
.
.
oh yeah, you know I love it when you're,
.
.
.
dressed to grill,
.
.
.
dressed to grill!

"You'll find something that's enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don't receive you
You should turn yourself around and come back home" MB20

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2004-07-14 05:09 PM

LOL... I thoroughly enjoyed this! *S* Of course... I would have enjoyed it even more... but you reminded me that I need to CLEAN my grill... GAK! LOL

VAS
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-16

Posts 7450
Oregon

2 posted 2004-07-14 06:16 PM

This is too adorably funny...sounds like a hit song to me!

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

Susan
Member Ascendant

since 2004-03-27

Posts 5104
walking the surreal

3 posted 2004-07-14 06:54 PM

Tee hee, and Tee hee again. Love the humor. Too much fun.

Susan

Happiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you. Joy is a state of mind.

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

4 posted 2004-07-15 12:41 PM

LOL This is delightful, Noah!! So cute!!
It made me want to do a Happy Dance!!

Hugs, my friend!!

Ethel

miscellanea
Member Elite

since 2004-06-24

Posts 4060
OH

5 posted 2004-07-15 02:20 AM

Noah,
I's so great to read you again. You have such spirit and enthusiasm in your writing! It's a blast to read.
misc'e

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

6 posted 2004-07-15 02:48 AM

Fun to read...James

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

7 posted 2004-07-15 09:21 AM

(Relish today, ketchup tomorrow!)
Whatever melts your butter!

very cute Noah...but I am going to grill myself today and hope I remember to turnover...

yes..I will be dressed to grill

M

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

8 posted 2004-07-15 12:44 PM

thanks for the smile Noah

yv
Senior Member

since 2003-05-30

Posts 574

9 posted 2004-07-15 02:37 PM

Hello Angel. It's been a long time. I have come back to your beatufiul words and have found myself smiling as always. Your words have always given me the inclination to smile and this poem is no exception. The very first thing I wanted to do after my short hiatus was to read one of your poems. You have not disappointed me and have yet again inspired happiness in my life. Thank you.

Yv

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

10 posted 2004-07-15 05:30 PM

Noah...throw me a slab of baby backs on there and pop me open a beer while they're grillin' will ya?

iliana
Member Patricius

since 2003-12-05

Posts 13434
USA

11 posted 2004-07-15 05:54 PM

"You know I love the taste of your lips,
in any kind of marinade,
your caress my heart with a basting brush,
giving my desires a honey-chutney glaze,
Her BTU rating,
is off the charts, whoa!
Someone call the Fire Department,
she's out of control!"

Such a upbeat verse -- loved it.

And, Noah.....I'm licking my lips now thinking of barbeque!

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

12 posted 2004-07-15 07:25 PM

I'll be right on over Noah!!
How about grillin me a chicken breast?
yummy.....this one had me jumpin and a dancin!
Hugs~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
Dancing with you in the summer rain ~

Martie

Moderator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

13 posted 2004-07-15 07:30 PM

Noah

I hear it's been warm up there in Portland. Pefect weather for standing out there by the grill with your smile a while.

Corinne
Member Ascendant

since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

14 posted 2004-07-15 08:14 PM

Oh, Noah, whoever she is, she better consider herself one lucky girl!

This is so cute!

Hugs,

Corinne

Sunnyone
Member Ascendant

since 2000-07-06

Posts 5334
Staffordshire, England

15 posted 2004-07-16 02:57 AM

Oh how great this is, 'lil bro!!! Makes me want to have an 'English' bar-b-Q, but afraid the sausages would wash away in the rain!!! Ha!! I especially liked the 'Barbecutie'...what a fun read, and thanks for the smiles!!! ~S~

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life

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