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0 posted 2004-02-03 04:46 PM


  

  

1-800-CUPID
(Candy Heart Poem)
By: Noah Eaton
2/3/02

If you would like to be loved
By your true love you have been longing for
Then just pay your hopes and joys to Him above
And soon you will find the love of your dreams and so much more

Never again will you feel lonely, never again will you feel lost
Thanks to the magic of the cupids, piercing our hearts with loves light
The cupids shall attract you to your soulmate at no cost
Just pray and accept and believe, and love will come to you in jo time

But wait, there's more, your true love will be with you for a lifetime
All you have to do is call now, and be true to yourself, it is 100% guaranteed
How much do you pay for an eternal gift so divine?
Don't answer, because it is absolutely free

Now soon, your life will be complete when you least expect it
Pay nothing but love and light to 1-800-CUPID, and love will find your way
Sorry, no CODS, that's 1-800-CUPID
Don't delay, love today!

  



  



"You'll find something that's enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don't receive you
You should turn yourself around and come back home" MB20

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1 posted 2004-02-03 04:49 PM


Ah so adorable Noah....
1-800-Cupid....I made a note..just in case.
Hugs~

~ I like not only to be loved,
   but to be told I am loved ~
                
            

Richy
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2 posted 2004-02-03 05:26 PM




Is that call toll free?


          

the_loner_23
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3 posted 2004-02-03 07:15 PM


This is so cute.

Cold hands means a warm heart

Richy
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4 posted 2004-02-03 07:28 PM



You know I was kidding up there right Noah

Noah, what can I say... your one sweet son of a gun!

          


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5 posted 2004-02-04 07:15 AM


My dear, sweet friend, Noah,
I called the number you gave,
Just to see if Cupids were there,
Waiting for hearts to save.

I heard it ring two or three times,
Then a cupid(?) answered the phone.
"Listen, Mister, I ain't available,
"Why don't you leave me alone?"

I double-checked the number,
Crosschecked with the numbers I had,
Only to realize to my chagrin,
800-CUPID calls Toerag!

Yanno, Noah - you can be a real devil when you try - lol.

BTW - Your poem was great!

iliana
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6 posted 2004-02-06 12:07 PM


Noah, I believe this is true........jo
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