Open Poetry #31 |
My Telepathic Timex |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I walked into a bar, Sat next to this blonde fox, Looked her up and down, Then gandered at my watch. She looked at me and asked: "Is your date just running late?" I said I didn't have one, I wasn't here to wait. I said I bought this new watch, It has telepathy, It says: "You're not wearing panties, And this I need to see." She replied with sympathy, "Your watch is simply wrong, Because I'm wearing panties, Though it's just a thong." I shook my head in disbelief, And told my lady friend, "This stupid watch is one hour fast, I'll set it back till "then".... |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
no one ever talks to me like that when sitting at a bar... M |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Cute write...thanks for the chuckles. Hugs~ ~The breeze that kissed you on the face, |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
lol! |
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MGROVES
since 2004-02-01
Posts 3802california |
lmao loved it! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh, those ticking thinkers... |
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EagleScorpion Senior Member
since 2000-03-08
Posts 1644Here, Now, Forever |
heh heh heh. quite the pick up line! i imagine you then proceeded to whisk her off her feet and take her home, no? |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
clever....very clever....LOL |
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icebox Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 4383in the shadows |
Thanks for the laugh!!! Very well done. |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
oh my goodness...you are hilarious! |
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