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Open Poetry #30

There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-12-22 04:17 PM

A bird sat on LongJohn's Christmas tree
Singing at the top of his voice,
Balladeer listened and the bird then peed,
Poor 'Deer' did not rejoice.

LongJohn peered out and happened to see,
A dog cock his leg on his Christmas tree,
Poor 'Deer was busy cleaning bird 'dew'
The dog missed the tree, hitting 'Deer's shoe.

The bird's name was LongJohn
The dog's name was Toe,
Balladeer realized,
"There's no place like home".

[This message has been edited by Toerag (12-22-2003 05:08 PM).]

the_loner_23
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since 2002-06-08

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Jacksonville, Florida, USA

1 posted 2003-12-22 04:21 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! This is hilarious

Cold hands means a warm heart

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

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Listening to every heart

2 posted 2003-12-22 04:22 PM

I don't recall this ditty
back in 2002
seems you've got a new supply
of poems for me and you!

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

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Canada eh.

3 posted 2003-12-22 04:32 PM

OMG!!

You are just too much Toe!
Hugs~

~Let peace begin with me...

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

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Louisiana

4 posted 2003-12-22 05:06 PM

There's no place like home... there's no place like home... there's no place like home when "the boys" are making mischief. *G*

Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07

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Netherlands

5 posted 2003-12-22 08:23 PM

LOL I'm having so much fun here.
Keep them coming, keep them coming.

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Balladeer

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6 posted 2003-12-22 08:43 PM

"The dog's name was Toe.."
now THAT'S the only accurate thing you said!

Guess that explains your baby pic...

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

7 posted 2003-12-22 08:56 PM

Way to go, Toe!  Poor ol' 'Deer is never gonna forget you - lol.

Nice shot, 'Deer, with that dog dish. I love it.

Hey Toe, I love that part about the bird.  Neat!

'Deer, you realy zinged Toe with that snappy comeback about him being a dog.  First class shot.

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

8 posted 2003-12-23 07:16 AM

Yea, you can always rely on Longjohn not taking sides...

Alicat
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since 1999-05-23

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Coastal Texas

9 posted 2003-12-23 04:39 PM

*cackle* Toe, this really cracked me up!

And 'Deer....that kid has what is called Poopy Pants. That's some major droop goin on there!

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