For those of you who may have forgotten the words to these Christmas classics we sang along to last year, I repost them for your pleasure...
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(Hark! The Herald Angels Sing!)


Hark! Hear Toerag spout his verse!
Fa la la la la
la la la la
Written words could not be worse
Fa la la la la
la la la la
Watch him butcher grammar, too.
He's a poet? No one knew!!!
He's the King of Ballyhoo..
Fa la la la la
la lalala.




(I saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus)


I saw Toerag on a date last night.
Sally Brown could not be more distressed!
She didn't see him peep
At her boobies - little creep!
He told her his demeanor
Was gentle as a sheep!
Then I saw Toerag try to kiss her neck
Buckteeth made her cry out at his bite!
Oh, what a sorry sight it was -
Her neck wrapped up in gauze
As Toerag blew another date last night!!




(Silent Night)

Silent Toe
Quiet Toe
Something we'll
Never know.
Lips that flap with the greatest of ease
Words that kill like a deadly disease
Mouth that never will die
Toerag can make the girls cry.




(We Three Kings of Orient Are)

We three kings - 'deer, LongJohn and Toe
Fight all day, as all of you know.
Peals of laughter
We are after
So we go on with the show.

oh.....oh...

John's a sailor...he's all right
Though the man is not too bright
Toe's a demon - always schemin'
Balladeer is the white night.

We three kings - Toe, LongJohn and 'deer
Found a home and we like it here.
Hug and kiss us or you'll miss us
Don't let us disappear....