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Tim
Senior Member

since 1999-06-08

Posts 1794

0 posted 2003-09-29 09:20 PM

Best I could do on short notice SharaRose...

Pink elephants in tutu’s? I think ya must be kidding,
But I do what I am ask, so I will do your bidding,
Once upon a time ago, they had a jungle dance,
The band made up of cannibals, and if you took a chance,
And did not end up as hors d’oeuvres, you just might up and see,
The lions and the tigers in a jungle boogie woogie
No waltzes for the zebras, they liked to shimmy shake,
With the twist the dance of choice of the mighty python snake,
Hyenas sat off by themselves, wallflowers one and all,
The graceful egret feathered white, was queen of all the ball,
But the strangest was the elephant whose tutu was bright pink,
I must admit the sight of her, almost drove the deer to drink,
When the elephant commenced to dance with a homely rhino,
The hippo asked what is that dance? Replied the pair, “elaphino.”

dingusjr
Member

since 2003-09-24

Posts 415
Missouri

1 posted 2003-09-29 09:23 PM

Elaphino if I do either.....but I enjoyed the humor! THANKS. Larry

SharaRose
Member Elite

since 2003-07-19

Posts 2501
Somewhere out there~

2 posted 2003-09-29 10:01 PM

hehehe..one time when I was a little girl I saw a cartoon with pink elephants dancing all around. I think it was an old Tom and Jerry cartoon, not sure. Funny as can be. They were doing the high kick dance. That's where I got it from. I loved this. Here's a little something I thought of sitting here..hope you don't mind I add something..hehehe

Love,
Shara~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pink Elephants dancing in a line
Would make you think; what have I been drinking. Have I lost my mind?
Pretty tutus all in a row
Who would have thunk it.. Pretty Pink elephants, puttin' on a show.
I don't know about you...I'm not really sure
But I think I'll call the doctor, and ask for a cure.
Elephants will wear pink tutus when pigs fly
But still I will be askin' myself why.

Of sound, and speech let all lift the hearer!

[This message has been edited by SharaRose (09-29-2003 10:03 PM).]

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

3 posted 2003-09-29 10:01 PM

elaphino how you come up with this stuff? I am going to try to get on this animal bandwagon too! Oh darn you have no email - was going to show you what I wrote in response to your chicken poem to Serenity (can't post it in Open

I would end up in the dungeon for sure, LOL. Oh well, it was funny! LOL, great job on this as usual Tim.

[This message has been edited by Mysteria (09-29-2003 10:05 PM).]

James_A_Fraser
Senior Member

since 2003-09-03

Posts 972
Out Making Anticlines

4 posted 2003-09-29 10:54 PM

You are funny fellow! I am checking out your stuff!

~~J

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

5 posted 2003-09-30 12:17 PM

well, yore poem will drive THIS deer to drink!!

The elephants love it!!

Clever writing, Tim....

Ringo

Member Elite

since 2003-02-20

Posts 3684
Saluting with misty eyes

6 posted 2003-09-30 03:34 AM

Tim, let me guess... the 60's were really good to you, weren't they??? lol

Seriously, this is as good as it is funny...
You more than successfully completed your challenge.

We are all equal but we’re individually different
and able to reach the impossible if we try.

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

7 posted 2003-09-30 11:19 AM

This little fellow wants to join the party.
Good one gave me belly laugh. Keep those smiles a comin'
Bon-Bon

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