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Cpat Hair' Still Won't Diet
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Cpat Hair' Still Won't Diet |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
It was truly quite an awful sight, It happened late one Saturday night, After a night of drinking, Just an hour before daylight. Cpat Hair had to pee, But couldn't find his "spout" He'd grown a large spare tire ya see, His belly stuck way out. His girlfriend suggested: "Honey please listen to me, I think you need to "diet" You're as wide as Tennessee.!" Hair had listened to her plea, But didn't agree with the "diet" He said it wouldn't matter what color "it" was, He still wouldn't be able to find it! He wasn't alone that Saturday night, He was drinking with Balladeer, 'Deer said, "Hair don't be concerned, I haven't seen mine in years!" [This message has been edited by Toerag (07-15-2003 03:06 PM).] |
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Eliza Member
since 2002-11-18
Posts 58 |
That's our Toe.... as rapscallion as ever... |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
in my opinion, I don't think this is funny  but I am a hard one to please...when it comes to jesting. Anyway, I don't believe you on this one, cause I know what the Balladeer looks like (in clothes) and he is a "mighty fine" specimen. Did I spell that correctly???? hugs M |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well...I guess ya just had to be there..but I figured with the kind of "thoughts" nekkidthoughts would have...you'd be able to imagine Balladeer....and besides, you probably didn't meet him without his girdle on.....and, it may not just be Balladeer's waist that keeps him from being able to find such small objects........................ ................small things with those bifocals can be difficult to find too yanno? [This message has been edited by Toerag (07-15-2003 03:14 PM).] |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
hey you, you are baddd and until I can compare him to you I have nothing else to add but believe me, he was in good shape....at least last summer he was, even if he did fall through the bedsprings of that sleepsofa. Hey Michael  M btw, I have all kinds of naked thoughts, I just keep most to myself...for now. [This message has been edited by nakdthoughts (07-15-2003 03:22 PM).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well, I sent you an email this morning...with a nekkid picture of me to add to your thoughts...but ya didn't respond...so, So much for my physique...right?... |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
oh was that from you...let me check and see if I deleted it...brb  I think that Chihuahua changed that leopard's spots, don't you? But I didn't seem to find a download anywhere...shucks...could you send that pic again [This message has been edited by nakdthoughts (07-15-2003 03:33 PM).] |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
LOL, Maureen, I was just thinking that I didn't get a picture with my e-mail?  Toe, Captain Ron amd Ball-deer are going to get you!!!  You're a mess, ya know it? Hugs  Ethel |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag LOL I see your adding to the list. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Thank you, Maureen, for standing up for me. You are a sweetheart and, in a bathing suit, a knockout! (I didn't stare...honest!)I doubt you'll get a picture from Toerag. Most ISP's have filters for such obscenities and, even if it does get through, it'll go directly to junk mail. Besides, I understand his pic has been declared illegal in 34 states. Great to see your words  Toe, Don't try to write a ditty About the good Deer's little bitty Cause you got the whole thing wrong. You'd have to write an epic, My little epileptic, And be sure you make it LONG!  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer....there's nothing but "short" stories about you fella....I understand your lady said you're the second best lover she ever had.....bad thing is..there's 27 guys tied for first place! |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Well Toe... seems I now owe you one bud.. I'll have to ponder abit and see if I can't come up with one that's fit to post here.. LOL.. didn't take me too long to work up one unfit for general consumption... but unlike you don't see fit to post them... LMAO... As for 'Deer... I'd say his favorite author is longfellow... gave him something to aspire to as he was growing up... but... somethings are just beyond our control. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Gimme a break, Ron! I'm just a Poe boy....  |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
LMAO glad to see you've still got it  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I see the playground is OPEN. LOL Don't worry, guys 'Bout your spare tire For tubbies too Feel passion's fire! So if your search By looking fails Do not despair... There's always Braille! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
If our dear Captain were to find IT, he could dye it, "Tickled Pink!" LOL  Love & Laughter, EA |
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