I'm Getting Married


I stopped at a yard sale today and found
you a engagement ring, I put it on lay away,
it's adjustable to fit and has a built in reminder
that leaves a ring around your finger when you
forget to put it back on, Then on my way home
from fishing, I saw the dog catcher and he said
you can borrow something blu from him, he has
a ole blu tick coon hound, if your boss wont give
ya a vacation we can do a frontier honeymoon,
on your day off i can set up the tent in the ole
pick up and we can pretend its a covered wagon,
oh yeah don't bring your high heels on the honey
moon you may have to push the truck to get it
started and I don't want you twisting your ankle
when pushing it, ya know how upset your boss
gets when you file for disability and have to take
time off from the diner,I think we have enough beer
and diet Pepsi cans saved to pay the preacher to
marry us, oh darlin I'm finding it so hard waiting for
the day i take you for my wife for life, Well I'm
going back fishing now and i will write you later my
darlin future wife, I love ya"llX's & O's