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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-10-17 09:16 AM

The Rabbi came by with a big sharp knife,
Balladeer was but a young tot.
He thought he was going to take his life,
But all he took was "a tad" off the top.

Now if the Rabbi should miss
Balladeer'd be like "sis"
And have to sit on the pot.
But in a short time
The Rabbi did fine,
And just took a tad off the top.

Now cutting Balladeer took much toil
Which Balladeer didn't enjoy a lot
If he'd cut off more, he'd been a 'goil'
But he just took a tad off the top.

The circumcision's all right,
But perfect it's truly not,
When he aims to the left, he pee's to the right,
Cuz he cut a tad crooked off the top.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (10-17-2002 11:24 AM).]

Marsha

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-10

Posts 7423
Maidstone Kent England

1 posted 2002-10-17 09:34 AM

Toe darling heart this is wonderful and having made me laugh I'm about to get expelled for disturbing the library again. Fabulous writing and I love it utterly utterly utterly
Love and warm stuff
as always
Mushy

Breathe through the heat of our desire
Thy coolness and they balm
Let sense be dumb let flesh retire
Speak through the earthquake wind and fire

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2002-10-17 09:43 AM

Marsha's about to be expelled from the library... and my employers KNOW my workload isn't funny so are looking suspiciously at my laughter. *G* This is great, sweets! *G*

I always knew he was shifty! LOL

WhiteRose
Member Elite

since 2002-07-23

Posts 3208
somebody's dungeon

3 posted 2002-10-17 09:48 AM

You are on a roll Toe, think I'll just stay out of the way. This could get ugly.

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

4 posted 2002-10-17 10:33 AM

Now, Toerag's had a lot of jobs,
He's a jack of all trades, no lie.
I didn't realize that he'd fooled 'Deer
By posing as his Rabbi :O

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (10-17-2002 10:34 AM).]

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

5 posted 2002-10-17 10:44 AM

Yea, but even the best Rabbi couldn't do LongJohn...THERE'S NO END TO THAT PRICK!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

6 posted 2002-10-17 10:47 AM

ROFLMAO!!! Sorry, sailor... but point, set, and match to Toe! LOL

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

7 posted 2002-10-17 10:54 AM

Now, Mr. Toe....ya'll have made me speechless on this one......I'd better be, 'cause Gary doesn't want me reading this kind of stuff!!!

Love to All,
Ethel
P.S. Ya'll are STILL F-U-N-N-Y!!!!

scorpio
Member Ascendant

since 2002-10-02

Posts 5178
right...there

8 posted 2002-10-17 11:25 AM

Hardly a circum spect write...it may be time to beat a brith retreat and cut one's losses.

...believe what your heart feels...

[This message has been edited by scorpio (10-17-2002 12:29 PM).]

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