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Stinky Twinkie
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since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

0 posted 2003-02-21 09:53 PM

Well, after a much needed break from the world of poetry, your friendly neighborhood Stinky Twinkie is back.

"Turtle Spanking and Pancake Making"

Yesterday, I spanked a turtle with a rocking chair
Today, I told my mustache to get out my face
Tomorrow, I'm gonna tell my neighbor to go see a gypsy.

A month ago, I taught myself to hate the number "5"
A day after that, I loved it again
Next year, my pet raccoon will help me make pancakes and dance in circles.

-Stinky Twinkie thinks that it feels good to be back, even thought people probably dont want him back-

WinterWren
Senior Member

since 2002-12-01

Posts 1044
...Coming to

1 posted 2003-02-22 12:35 PM

Of course people want you back. Who wouldn't?
I want a pet raccoon!!
This brought a laugh, as always.
Enjoyed.

WinterWren
"Even a fool knows that we cannot touch the stars, but that doesn't keep the wise from trying."

dgvarner
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since 2000-05-13

Posts 3552
High Springs, Florida

2 posted 2003-02-22 01:51 AM

TeeHee! I don't have a clue who you are, how long you've been gone, or when you got back....but that little ditty's pretty darned funny dude..! LOL

thanks for the giggle

hugs, g

"laughter is the shortest distance between two people" - victor borge

Pollita
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since 2002-07-25

Posts 220
the unknown realm of insanity

3 posted 2003-02-22 09:25 AM

Hehehehe!
It was certainly very funny. It brought a smile to my face, as I need one.
Welcome back!

BrokenDreams
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since 2003-02-09

Posts 425
In The Clouds

4 posted 2003-02-22 11:06 AM

this just made my morning. thank you.

jenn

think about this: everyone you know will someday die.

Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

5 posted 2003-02-22 02:18 PM

jeebus, there's a lot of new people around here......

-Stinky Twinkie likes to bowl, but isnt good at it-

Skyfire

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since 2000-12-27

Posts 3381
Riding

6 posted 2003-02-22 10:11 PM

Excellent

Sometimes you find a friend where once there wasn't one. Sometimes you find a love where once there was a friend.

Dopey Dope

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Member Patricius

since 2000-08-30

Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico

7 posted 2003-02-23 03:32 PM

I agree, there is a lot of new peoeple

Anyhow, I enjoyed the poem. I thought it had some humor in it, but I saw some interesting and creative thoughts in this piece. Very well done. The ending kind of threw me off though. You going to help us all out and tell us what it means?

Look at the sun and burn your eyes. You'll be fine in the end.

LegalSecret69
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since 2003-06-04

Posts 69
Virginia

8 posted 2003-06-07 07:39 AM

That um....yeah, that's funny. "LS69"

chasing rain
Senior Member

since 2001-05-15

Posts 737
Canada

9 posted 2003-06-07 12:56 PM

Stinky Twinkie-

Firstly, you stink. (Be happy now Mr.Critique Message)

Secondly, your quirky sense of humor is really refreshing here. It sounds like something I'd write when I'm not writing something relatively sane. You've got courage to post this. I don't.

Oh, by the way, check out the second line. I think your missing "out" somewhere around there.

Anywho, it was amusing to read. But, despite all the humor, I really think there is something deeper here, and that is pure genius.

-Leah

ps- In the town of poets, often seemingly poets turn out to be psychotic madmen. Which will you hide from?

lingering thoughts
Member

since 2003-05-03

Posts 70
Illinois, USA

10 posted 2003-06-08 03:24 PM

hehe well i havent read ANYTHING liKE that before...i like the title , it doesnt make since to me but thats what makes it funny glad ur back !

*Cassandra

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