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the_loner_23
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Jacksonville, Florida, USA

0 posted 2002-08-31 08:43 PM


Never mess with a woman with PMS
Or look out
What a mess

Your barking up the wrong tree
When you mess with a woman
Around that time of the month
Just wait and see

You upset them one tiny bit
They wanna die
And spit on the ground you walk on

So never mess
With a woman that has PMS
Or you will cause an unsightly mess

Cold hands means a warm heart

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ThunderMage
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1 posted 2002-08-31 08:49 PM


Too true.

What is life without poetry and adventure?
"Little sister" is just another way of saying "Guardian Angel"!

Mistletoe Angel
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2 posted 2002-08-31 09:01 PM




(big hugggssssss) Oh Julie, I am always saddened by the many women who are hurt by the unsupportive comments males say to them when they go through these periods! (sad sigh) This is touching and so very true, sweet friend, I would never begin to think of acting like that, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Magnus
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3 posted 2002-08-31 10:06 PM


It must be a full moon or something...This
topic is getting lots of coverage today...

I do agree with Noah,  and I certainly am
pleased to be as I am.....M.A.L.E.

Thanx loner...

SimplyGold
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since 2002-07-10
Posts 1453

4 posted 2002-08-31 10:11 PM


Dear, I feel like Miss Marble.
I'm speechless.


SimplyGold

  

Madame Chipmunk
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since 2001-12-05
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Michigan
5 posted 2002-08-31 10:16 PM


Ah... The scourge of all womankind, Julie...
and probably all mankind also...
but some day... it will stop happening and then things may get even worse...
~ hugs and menopause

Lyra

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"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

Seymour Tabin
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Tamarac Fla
6 posted 2002-08-31 10:37 PM


the_loner_23
I'll  go along with chipmunk on this one.

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