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A Sheepherder's Dinner, (A Little Bit Of Ewe)
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A Sheepherder's Dinner, (A Little Bit Of Ewe) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Can you tell the difference? Tweenst the original or clone? They have the same appearance, Down to their every bone. Mary's lamb is now a mom, Her family's elated. Not by test tube breeding, But with a ram she mated. Now mating's not essential, For creatures on the brink, Of becoming endangered species, Or ever ending up extinct. If a species has expired, We can take some "DNA" That's all that is required, To bring them back someday. The idea is quite amazing, It's the perfect plan, We could clone a million pigs, With just one can of SPAM. We could fill the whole world over, Why we could clone a bunch, With the crumbs we have leftover, From what we ate at lunch. [This message has been edited by Toerag (09-03-2002 08:04 AM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Oh Toerag, yes, Spam just ay the answer to all our famine problems, it would be crazy enough to work, and Balladeer could be the chairman!!! LOL! Now there's some ewe about it, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, than you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I'm not sure Bal wants to see Spam in its original state... might make him think twice 'bout what's on his plate! LOL I like this one very much, sweets... lemme know when you have enough fosters cloned! *G* |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, The poem is cute and clever but the title sheer genius. |
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Kitty** Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 428Charlottesville,VA USA |
Toe, The workings of your mind totally AMAZES me ! It's like the good, the bad, and the ugly... and you my friend, have it all together! I really do like all sides of you!! Enjoyed this read... Kitty * That which gives light, must endure burning * |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Kitty, the workings of his mind amazes everybody! Yes, I suppose there's a little good and bad but that ugly captures around 98%! You leave yore hands off my Spam, mister! Better that we clone one pig to make a million cans of Spam.  (this was clever  ) |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Gosh, ROTHLMBO.... YOU TWO.....TOE!!!!! Deer!!! I knew it, as soon as I read the word SPAM, that 'Deer would come out of hiding, that spineless.....no, wait...not him....now I am confucious......Baaaaaaaah!!!! |
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maggie Junior Member
since 2002-08-30
Posts 15 |
I loved it!! Not sure whether I should say this, and I certainly don't wish to appear rude, but you made me laugh. But it's true isn't it? lol. I look forward to reading more of you, ty xx Maggie |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
Wonderfully brilliant!! ) I simply loved this poem!! What more can I say?...I'm kinda partial to beef myself, but enough Spam to go around sounds good too...LOL |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Toe, now I hope I've got the right person this time---this is my 430 th posting in this my first week at PIP----and for some unknown reason I began confusing another PIP poet's man with you, which got me in quite a jam! I got lambasted 'cross the net because of my pooped out poetry brain! Things are smoothed over since I've made amends! I'd have been teed right off too if I were her! There they were posting love poems to each other and I was replying as though you were her lover! Glory be. Her man was so right when he said I didn't know my rags from rods! See all the fuss yous bin missin' during your li'l absence! Now, back to your poem. It was great! And I think the next animal to be cloned should be you---there can never be enough clever, funny poets as thou! Lots of Laughter Linda [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (09-03-2002 08:54 PM).] |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Toe, when you're good you're good ,when you're baaad you're even better. Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
I think ewe are a terrific poet, Mr.Toe I really love this one and I am still laughing.... and this has been a really bad day too... Thank ewe for the laughs  ~ hugs from a cloned chipmunkLyra |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Toe darling man oh wow this was very very clever, you have no idea how much this made me laugh, and ‘Deer’s retort had me smiling too. You know there really are never enough good writers, and those who add humour and laughter to their accomplishments are few and far between, we are so lucky to have you and ‘Deer to keep us all smiling. I love this it is as always an utterly first class piece of writing. You know I really do love this. Thank you for the huge grin  Love and warm stuff As always Mushy  Breathe through the heat of our desire |
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