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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-07-23 08:34 AM

I was on a plane to New York City,
Next to Corinne, (she's not too witty)
We were riding in first class,
I noticed she had a lovely "rear"

The stewardess said, "Ma'am ya can't sit here,
Your ticket's not first class my dear,
Corinne refused to move from first class,
Told the stewardess to kiss her "rear"
(Toerag told Corinne if she won't I will,
This gave Corinne quite a thrill).

The stewardess told the captain that,
This gorgeous gal was in first class,
And she refused to move to coach,
The captain said I'll make her go.

He whispered a secret in Corinne's ear,
She got up and moved to the rear,
The stewardess asked, "What did you say?"
The captain answered in his usual way.

I told her she was in the wrong seat,
And she must move immediately,
I said third class was very empty,
And first class wasn't stopping in New York City.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (07-23-2002 08:48 AM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-07-23 08:53 AM

What gal needs witty when they're that pretty? LOL But she's not even blonde! LOL

ROFL... I thoroughly enjoyed this, sweets... thanks for the giggles... I'm off to class... jes not sure whether it's first or third or cargo? LOL

Corinne
Member Ascendant

since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

2 posted 2002-07-23 11:22 AM

Ha, ha! Oh, Toe, wild horses wouldn't have dragged me away from your side!

Cor

Titia Geertman
Member Ascendant

since 2001-05-07

Posts 5182
Netherlands

3 posted 2002-07-23 11:41 AM

Ahhh Toe, I like your little rhymes very much

Keep them coming please

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

4 posted 2002-07-23 11:43 AM

Toe,
I didn't know she was blonde!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

5 posted 2002-07-23 02:01 PM

Toerag sitting in first class? That's plane silly!

Dark Stranger
Member Patricius

since 2001-03-19

Posts 13631
West Coast

6 posted 2002-07-23 03:49 PM

toez'ter this is cool
and Cor you are a sport
for being the "butt" of
such whet wit.

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

7 posted 2002-07-23 03:52 PM

LoL

Cold hands means a warm heart

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