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Open Poetry #21

Running Late (Comedy)

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

0 posted 2002-07-11 10:46 PM

I am running late
This had to be caused by fate
If I don't get home soon
Everything is gonna be on the road
That is a heavy load

I am running late
Car can you move a little faster
Before my wife puts me in a baster

Oh God
Don't go slower
I am gonna go through you like a mower

I am running late
Oh goodness
Now I am stuck in traffic
My wife isn't gonna like this
At this rate
I'll be home by Christmas

I ran late
I see the look on my wife's face
It is shaking in disgrace
Honey I'm sorry I ran late
With a bouquet of flowers in his hand

Cold hands means a warm heart

ThunderMage
Senior Member

since 2002-06-20

Posts 812
Canada

1 posted 2002-07-11 10:48 PM

Awesome poetry! Julie, you have got to publish your work into a book.

What is life without poetry and adventure?
"Little sister" is just another way of saying "Guardian Angel"!

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

2 posted 2002-07-11 10:51 PM

(smiles) Awwwwwwww, this is funny but also so sweet, dearest friend, I just love the wonderful smiling words you write, this is lovely, we all love you so much! Yay!!!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

3 posted 2002-07-11 10:51 PM

This is cute, Julie....
I guess he was a bad boy and had to bring her flowers.

~ hugs and flowers

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

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