Balladeer and Toerag took a road trip in a car.
The weather took a turn, so they didn't get too far.
They pulled up to a farm house seeking shelter from the snow.
The lady offered them the barn, 'cause townfolk gossip don't you know.

The weather cleared the next morn and they were on their way.
'Deer got a letter from a lawyer nine months later, to the day.
'Deer asked Toe, you remember the farm house where we stayed?
Toerag admitted, yes he did, then laughed about the trick he'd played.

Seems Toe had gone a sneaking to that lady late that night.
Had told her that his name was Balladeer and shared in her delights.
After the telling 'Deer just smiled, and said "No, I'm not mad".
Seems the lonely lady died last week, and left me all she had.