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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2003-03-03 06:41 PM


We coif it to perfection making sure there's no loose ends.
A masterpiece of sculpting that Rodin would show his friends.
Each strand arranged in order for our srutinizing eyes,
until we step outside the door where winds are on the rise.

From gale force to maelstrom 'tis March and "thar she blows!"
At best laid plans of hairdressers the weather thumbs it's nose.
What once stepped off the pages of a glamour magazine,
now looks as if was styled by a street sweeping machine!

Those carefully crafted tresses in a riotous display.
The "Mother" of all messes to repair it would take days!
Perhaps I should just leave it and begin a brand new trend.
A "mad man" did concieve it, it's the "March Hair Look" my friends!

Rastafarians, move over, 'cuz your dreadlocks are passe.
Trade those cornrows in for windrows "Bo", a "Ten" you're not today.
This new look I have discovered is to die for don't you know,
it's a "rat's-nest revelation" when the winds of March do blow!

Fashionistas sing my praises, let the scoffers stop and stare.
Mother Nature is my stylist, I just love my new "March Hair"

© Copyright 2003 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Sunkissed
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1 posted 2003-03-03 06:47 PM


March Hair indeed.

Funny and well written. Thouroughly enjoyed reading.

(still chuckling)

Sunkissed.

"I have to hurry past the moon...to Jupiter..."

sweetwater
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2 posted 2003-03-03 06:49 PM


LOL - great perspective!
Dr.Moose1
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3 posted 2003-03-04 06:26 AM


Sunkissed,
Thanks. It's been a while since I tried to pen anything funny, I'm glad you enjoyed.
Doc

sweetwater,
Thank you. A "LOL' is a compliment of the highest order.
Doc

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