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ShadowRider
Senior Member

since 2001-07-14

Posts 1038
USA

0 posted 2002-02-14 09:59 PM

     Annie and Arnold Annoying

     Don't you stare!
     Don't you dare. . .
     pass the baton to
     Annie and Arnold Annoying.

     Yellow underwear, under there
     Walmart closes the door
     when they see them coming
     Annie and Arnold Annoying

     Please don't try on the bathing suits
     store clerks beg and plead
     But listen do they?
     Oh heaven forbid
             ...not...
     Annie and Arnold Annoying

     They could leave a ring around a pool.
     In their plaid bell bottoms
     and Nehru shirts
     they strut their stuff, feeling so cool
     Annie and Arnold Annoying

     He's wearing two left shoes -
     leans like a sinking ship
     No purse has she
     only fannypack on hip
     Annie and Arnold Annoying

     They pile into their '64 Corvair
     midsummer, but still blasting hot air
     She snags her elbow-sagged bra strap
     on the springs sprung down there
     Annie and Arnold Annoying

     His left signal stays on
     for miles and miles
     they're sentenced to 'Life'
     in a world of hard trials
     - Annie and Arnold Annoying  -

(sorry...*s*...it ain't poetic genius,
and maybe i am a bit touched in the head,
but maybe also ya got a teeny chuckle out of it.   :0)

[This message has been edited by ShadowRider (02-14-2002 10:00 PM).]

Dulcinea
Senior Member

since 2001-07-22

Posts 774
IN

1 posted 2002-02-14 10:49 PM

Yep, yep...touched alright! Too many shrimps! *LOL*

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

2 posted 2002-02-14 11:15 PM

Yes, I did get a chuckle out of this. I think we’ve all seen an Annie and Arnold Annoying and you’ve described them very well. Thanks for the laugh

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

ShadowRider
Senior Member

since 2001-07-14

Posts 1038
USA

3 posted 2002-02-14 11:49 PM

Well, yeah, the shrimp boat docked here for a bit this evening. *s*
But no matter what, you CAN'T get me to eat the tails! Patooooey!

Thanks for the chuck-els, Dulcinea.
tSR

ShadowRider
Senior Member

since 2001-07-14

Posts 1038
USA

4 posted 2002-02-14 11:53 PM

Tracey:  isn't that sooooo annoying behind them at Wal-Mart, or K-mart,
or Tar-Jay?  ooops....guess i am telling too much about where I shop!

Actually, was inspired by A&A while buying food one night at the local grocery,
and was both in awe and repelled by them at the same time.  *s*

Much obliged for the read and the reply, Trace,
and.....sincere smiles.....have a lovely Valentine's Day!!!!!!
(ps....you have....hmm..roughly 6 minutes to enjoy it!)
tSR

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

5 posted 2002-02-16 10:50 PM

(giggles in delight) Whew, this is indeed a good chuckle, this reminds me of the previews of the Royal Tenebaums, I love it!!! (big hugggsssssss) I think your words are always a delight to read, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet friend, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

6 posted 2002-02-17 02:31 AM

ROTFLMAO, I've seen them. But I'm sure glad you didn't see me at KMart in my old torn Arctic coat, sweatpants and bunny boots.
I enjoyed this bit'o humor.

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