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A Family of Limericks
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A Family of Limericks |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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for each member of my family**** There once was a lady, Elisa Who racked charges on her new Visa Her vision askew As debts only grew Like liens on our tower a' Pisa ----------------------------------- There once was a boy named Matthew Who almost choked on a cashew The cashew was small But that isn’t the all Better run, its now comin at you! ----------------------------------- Oh, there once was this girl named Melanie Or at least that’s what you been tellin’ me You say she stinks bad Well I think that I’m glad Cuz that means you haven’t been smellin’ me ------------------------------------ There once was a boy named Chandler Whose rhyme was only “man handler” So we thought he’d be mean But it remained to be seen Instead he grew up: Adam Sandler ------------------------------------ There once was a guy name of Walter Who married his wife at the altar All mentioned above He dearly does love Oh there once was a guy name of Walter [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (02-28-2002 09:08 PM).] |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
hey what's Melanie gonna think *s..enjoyed meeting your family Walt M |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
she is ok with it cuz her long time affectionate title is "Smellanie" |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
VERY CUTE, Walt...couldn't help but think of the old Burma Shave signs...another part of youth gone...but look, you're reviving it...now lets talk about that Fountain... jwesley |
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cruz Member
since 2000-07-18
Posts 282Dallas,Texas USA |
once the family sees this! there should be bunches of laugh. well done, keep 'em coming |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Ooohhhhhhhh...talk about family matters, I just know your whole family is going to laugh after reading these, these made me chuckle too! (smiles) We all love you so much, sweet friend, these are fantastic! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Walter, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Tim Senior Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 1794 |
There once was a Texan named Wayoutwalt, Who was funnier than TV's Charles Kuralt, A really great guy, One just can't deny, He's the poetic best, he wins by default. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
hehehe all my life i have been proud of the few words that rhyme with my name and I never thunk of Kuralt....hehhee for that i say thanky there once was an ex-prosecutor now a judge to all those disputers he says guilty or nay thats all he can say till at home or eating at Hooters [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (02-28-2002 09:43 PM).] |
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Lia Fail Member
since 2002-02-26
Posts 80 |
This was right up my alley. Especially the first one hehe! Lia |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Hi Walt, this was fun. Thanks. I am looking to cheer myself up tonight, and I think this did it! Sandra |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
There once was a family wayout Each one had their say all about Why their name's not way-in But not one would begin... So together they hollered way-shout |
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