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Just My Luck!
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Just My Luck! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If I was driving in a convertible, And the top would not go up, I'd be stuck in traffic on a windy day, Behind a chicken truck. If I made a million dollars, You could bet your life old man, They'd get me for back taxes, It would go to Uncle Sam. If I bought some property, Like a giant cemetary, People would quit dying, Now isn't that thought scarey? If feces became valuable, There's something you could bet on, I'd be the only person, Born without a rectum. If I entered a poetry contest, It would be my luck I fear, It would be judged I'm certain, By that rascal Balladeer! |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
You need a little more self-confidence! Learn to love chicken spend your money in a foreign country! Plant flowers in the cemetery Buy your manure at the feed store Second place is better than nothing!!! you are funny.....  "Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Braveheart Kathleen |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
     love it! *smooch*  [This message has been edited by doreen peri (edited 01-07-2001).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Hey, Toe! If you think there would be bad luck in you being judged by Balladeer - just think positively. Perhaps you would be able to rhyme a couple of words while you randomly prattle on. Now THAT would be good luck (for us) - heh - Where the heck have you been hiding, you rascally scalawag? |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Hey you, I'm glad you're back. Stay awhile this time, two against one is always fun. Keth Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Driving a convertible, I wonder where you stole it. Make a million dollars it would all be counterfeit. Cemetary owner, no more ghosts would we see. Don't worry about the rectum, you are the biggest, we all here agree. Baladeer had some bad days since you've been gone, maybe now your back he'll take pity. First place you will receive! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Hey Toe... You Bein' Haved???? |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Toe, how can you say that? I would be fair to you. You would do no worse than second Long as there were only two. and, if feces were valuable, you would be the richest man in the world!! Get back here! I haven't deleted anybody for months!!  |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
If life went as fast as a Morgan and toilets flushed crap by will we'd all be loving every minute by hand we'd all know the thrill Good to see you darling.. HUGS |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
If manure was valuable You'd have nothing to fear Just hang around Long John And that Balladeer! They'd make you a fortune Much to their disgust... And we know that poetically They'd eat your dust! *G* As for feathers and long life And old Uncle Sam My bet is on you! For with no hint of scam You'd find a plan With your incredible wit To turn losses to gain And not suffer a bit! Still all is not rosy - You've your cross to bear Putting up with this suthern Silly gal with blonde hair! And that's where your luck really runs out, sweets! LOL (You have my sincere sympathy... but you're still not getting rid of me! LOL) Now... quitcher cruising down the highway looking for chicks. *EG* You're making me abuse my jinxing powers! LOL I love the poem... hurry back with more! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I was so busy offering suggestions (or more source of income as the case might be *EG*) I forgot to mark this for my library... that meant I had to actually exert EFFORT to find my Friday afternoon grins! LOL (Now if you'd only post more, I could work less... whatcha think? *G*) |
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