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inot2B
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0 posted 2000-12-09 02:37 PM


He claims to be a pirate who sweet talks
the ladies of Passionate forum
Bullies male poets, the plank they will walk
if he doesn’t receive all the female quorum
They only tolerate him because of his sweet lady
Lorelei, the siren, who by his side she stays
The male poets all try to say things that aren’t too shady
So she will sing to them when he's in a daze

You wonder why we women of the forum think he’s number one
Just look at his picture

He looks like Mel Gibson



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Irish Rose
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1 posted 2000-12-09 07:54 PM


He looks like a very nice fellow to me, and his wife is beautiful!!!!!!!



"Always be a first rate version of your self instead of a second rate version
of someone else." Marilyn Monroe


Sunshine
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Listening to every heart
2 posted 2000-12-09 07:56 PM


no WAY!...well...may a little way...


nah!


Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...
I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound.
KRJ




LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23
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3 posted 2000-12-09 11:10 PM


2B - Thank you for this very honest poem about my saintly attributes.  However, I must agree with Karilea, I don't look as good as Mel Gibson (I think I look better - yo ho ho).  It is about time that somebody stepped forward and painted such a lovely picture of me.  Thank you for your integrity.  heh heh - that's it ol' Long John, milk this poem for all it's worth)

Karilea - You have wounded me deeply.  I thought you were my friend.  And then I read your comments.  tears streaming down my face in sissy-like rivlets  All I wanted was to be your friend. sniffles  Why have you wounded me so?  gasping, unmanly sobs

heh heh - play the ol' Sympathy Card, Long John, you devil.  Lil Karilea will have to heap lots of praises on you now because everybody else will be so hard on her.

inot2B
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4 posted 2000-12-10 08:52 AM


To all thank you for reading.
Ok LJA I hope I'm out of the doghouse, I said nice things about you. Besides I do like Mel Gibson, he plays some mighty strange characters, so why not a Poet Pirate.

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