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Open Poetry #10

Too Drunk To Walk

jlocke
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since 2000-09-10

Posts 169
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0 posted 2000-09-26 02:29 PM

An old man was at the bar just slamming beers down.
Every time he drank one he would order another round.
Then to the man no more beer would the bartender sell.
So the man got out of his chair but straight down he fell.
He thinks, “Oh not again I’m too drunk to walk.
Next time I’ll quit when I’m just too drunk to talk.”
So all the way home he crawled on the ground.
He pulled himself up into bed without making a sound.
The next day his wife woke him with an evil grin.
“You’ve been at that dirty bar drinking again!”
“No I haven’t…..well…..yeah it’s true.
But how did you know? Who the hell told you?”
Then his wife said with a scolding stare,
“The bar called, you left your wheelchair.”

jlocke

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