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Placebo Flo Meet Prozac Jack (run spot run)
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Placebo Flo Meet Prozac Jack (run spot run) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Placebo Flo could make no dough < !signature-->She tried the best she could But Placebo Flo I think you know Did nothing that she should She tried to work she really tried Her fingers to the nub For all her sweat she softly sighed Her boss: “you’re fired bub” Placebo Flo said, “hey I know” A man could make my way But Placebo Flo could not sew What would a husband say? The durndest truth one night she thought I am Placebo Flo! The things that I just do not got I need a mighty beau Placebo Flo her heart of woe She had a heart attack Placebo Flo felt sudden glow From Doctor Prozac Jack An angel she thought there she saw It was Doc Prozac Jack In one year they were wed by law Cuz opposites attract Placebo Flo she wed her beau And nothing else she did But Prozac Jack would never know Why she could ne’er have a kid THE END!!!! Warning: tragic ending reader beware Placebo Flo and Prozac Jack Adopted Serial Steve He did stab them both in the back And with their meds he did leave The doctor said, "You're almost dead. Don't eat green bananas no more." The sick little monkey groaned and said, "But that's what I 1-2 the 3-4." from The Monkey--Shel Silverstein [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-06-2000).] |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
ROFL - gotta go with the tragic ending though Walt... Thanks for livening up my otherwise boring Friday Night bud. Michael |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Liven up the night indeed Walt...told you they'd all love it!!! I'm still grinning..sorry...can't help it...this was too funny!!!! And the ending kicked some major butt MR.!!!!!!!!  ROFL again and again... Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
LOL! When I need a smile, I can always count on your poetry. Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau" |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
Superb read Walt, we want more. Poetry that is not drugs  Tracie~ Love is the life of the soul... It is the harmony of the universe |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Walt...this is hilarious!!!! Whoa...man, you've gotta stop having those odd, got-off-work-can't-sleep-gotta-get-up-for-work-in-4-hours-inspirations!!! Alicat  |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
hehehe yuh than yuh all ouch my head i feel better now |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
LOL Wayout -- with that ending I reached for the prozac -----but it could be a placebo, you know, yuh? What fun Walt Thanks for the smile netswan |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL, what a laugh Walt! *Krista Knutson* "Lonliness is the human condition." *Mark Twain, in the book "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"* |
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bobbycat Member
since 2000-02-06
Posts 233USA |
*laughs laughs laughs laughs* Thanks. Bobbycat =^..^= |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Walt, Clever, wacky stuff...thanks! ~ Claire Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
lol, you are quite the wierdo arent you walt? Keep up da good work |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Thanks for the laugh Walt! Nice flow and rhythm by the way ... /Kit |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
ROFLMAO! Thanks for the great laugh Walt!!!!! But I must know.... What happened to Serial Steve? Hehehehehehehe |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LMBO!!! Hey prozac? Where are ya? Walt this is hillarious! Great going Walt-a-roo! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
ROFL!!! I just LOVE love poems with happy endings! |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
*sigh* wicked walt with pen in hand did turn a mighty tale as always I enjoyed this ~X~ |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i am overwhelmed by this ones success frankly i thought it would just get me in trubble for some reason o yuh thanx guys |
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