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Domestic Goddess Association....a little fun :)
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Domestic Goddess Association....a little fun :) |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
.gif) I decided it was time for the working world and I to make a break Some time with my family this summer I would take Take a few months to enjoy leisure and fun... how could it fail A peaceful week went by and then the notice came in the mail The Domestic Goddesses were aware of my “stay at home” news Seems I’d broken some rules and neglected to send in my dues I sat down to read the booklet of rules displaying their official stamp Some quiet time to read....“SLAM” guess who's home from camp As I read my jaw bounced several times off the floor Baking, Scrubbing, Sewing, and I couldn’t call for take-out anymore! No lunches out and store bought cookies were a NO! Foreign terms like “lint trap”, “toilet brush” and “mop-n-glow” No time for sunning, reading or bubbling tubs If I was sick they didn’t have a list of subs! I laid the booklet down with my face devoid of a smile As I read the fine print... “remove cleaning lady from speed dial” The pep talk was strong...YES I could do this... I gave it my best I waited for the call from the Top Goddess to see if I passed their test The call came in they saw how I had heartily tried But they were sorry my membership was DENIED I picked up the Want Ads as my dream ended with a crash With that I threw my cute little Martha Stewart apron in the trash! |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Hey if they don't want you then we don't want them! Damn those Domestic Goddesses they can't push around just any girl and her apron. I think it might be a subject for the trash, you're right. Rules rules rules! Cute poem I really liked it. |
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JulieAnn Senior Member
since 2000-06-12
Posts 754Earth 3rd Rock from the sun!! |
Cute very cute.....I know what you are trying to say here and I can relate.... no miss susie homemaker here!!!! Liked it alot!!! Thanks for the post!!  Julie :) |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
Ethome* I can't say that I can blame them...lol Women that are stay at home moms and can make a household run smoothly....Domestic Goddess would be the proper term  Thank you for reading~Julie* Exactly..."miss susie" would have a heart attack if she saw my cobwebs...lol Thanks for reading~[This message has been edited by Butterflies_dont_cry (edited 06-21-2000).] |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Thanks for the great chuckle Butterflies! This was great! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
you mean the COB WEBS arent suppose to be there????... nobody told me.. Martha has WAY TOO much time on her hands LOL (and money) FUNNY YOU SHOULD POST THIS... me and serenity were just talking about this very subject and I said did ya ever notice that they use the term domesticated-- when refering to house wives and dogs!!! hmmmmmm I'll let Sen tell her reply LOL cute and clever SS NOW STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH POETRY LOL write me a tear jerker *smile* j/k signed "MISS BRAT" LOL later domestic-godess gator jm |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
BDC, Just love the term "domestic goddess". Perfect!! LOL.....great poem and fun to read too!!! You have brought a smile to my day my friend. LW Friends are friend forever if the Lord's the Lord of them and a friend will not say never cause the welcome will not end. --Michael W. Smith |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
Kit* You are so very welcome thank you for reading~J.M.* They are called natural accents here and I don't have the heart to disturb the wild life...lol L.W.* I'm grateful I gave you a smile you deserve it thank you for reading my friend~ |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
hehe This one's fun, butterfliesIn order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. |
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