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Bear Puns...don't read this it's bearly funny
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Bear Puns...don't read this it's bearly funny |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Wood been funny..Bearly it was! The tree’s in the woods And so are the bears What are they doing? Nobody cares! The trees in the woods Cry one has fallen The bear sniffs the air Nature is callin’ This chanting forlorn The bear thinks is breeze Bi-polar downside The whisper of trees Bear's heart black burned Bear's paw a dirt brown Pandamonium hits If bear’s on the town It might get grizzly A tree asks this bear Coo all uh us We’re sad with despair What happened next, oh I can’t say that here! It involves tree leaves And cute bears bared rear Moral of story Story has morals? If bear sits on tree Resting on laurels? (don’t make me go in to all the tree puns I can think of) [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 08-14-2000).] |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Oh, Walt~ I like it beary - beary much ! How adorable. You are such a delight. I just thought I was ready to go to sleep.  LOL ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
I don't know how much more I could have borne - ( thought i was going to say bear didn't ya)--- great work WoW... fun stuff for someone bearly awake |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
OH OH OH hang on I gotta find a TREE first.......aaaaahhhhh I bearly made it..HAHAHA love this |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Making me smile on another dreadful night, walt...thank you so much, m'friend...much love to you. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thanx all i tried way to hard on this one |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Hi Walt.... Oh, this is great!!! I live in Alaska, and it's common to see grizzlies walk down my driveway, 4 feet from my window!! Thank you for the chuckle!! Today is a gift.... That is why they call it 'the Present'! |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Oh Walty  this is soooooo good heheh Thanks for the smiles. Enjoyed it Beary much!! hehe |
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BreyerRose Member
since 2000-08-12
Posts 55Easton, Pa USA |
hehehe hahaha That was so cute! Nice job Walt. Thanks for the chuckles. hahaha hehehe Hugs and Kisses, Paula |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
hehe yuh |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
I love your style Walt! Ya got me laughin' yet again! Best wishes and bear hugs, /Kit |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Hehehehe...yuh yuh, coolies Walt yuh, uh huh yuh.  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
As Pooh would say, "That was a tasty smackerel of something sweet." Thanks for breakfast! |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
If a photographer gets eaten by a bear in Alaska... is that a Kodiak moment? |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Teddy and I thought it was beary nice. I could bearly suppress my laughter. I specially liked the coo all uh us.There were Koalas weren't they >) Be well Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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Knight Dreams Junior Member
since 2000-08-16
Posts 46Austin, Texas |
Good to the last line....hehe Maybe the last line of trees that is. Keep them coming Walt |
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