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Ode to Dr. Schroll or (As the Feet Turn)
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Ode to Dr. Schroll or (As the Feet Turn) |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69
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I hear the word out on the street, That Mike, he has a thing for feet, A special interest in the toes, Likes to rub them with his nose, I guess you'd say he has a fetish, 'Cause Mike, he is a wee bit feetish. Now listen here, my Witchie dear, While you may find my fetish queer, What room to talk, you dried up troll, Your feet would melt, a Dr. Schroll, It's not red slippers that you wear, But combat boots, size twelve I swear. I know that I am just a dog, But Toto's in this dialogue, The two of you have popped your corks, Give it a rest, you pair of dorks, Witch, you need psychiatry, Mike, my friend, podiatry. |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
The two of you have popped your corks??? ...and "These are The Days of our Corns"..  |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL would have thought this was written for Toe! good one.. |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69 |
Clearly an English teacher and not social studies... sheesh... corn is in Iowa... not Kansas. (hehe) most generally we just unscrew the bottle Nan... only the most expensive bottles of Ripple have corks. Ms. deVine... I've heard tell of this Toe guy... but while I may be a hermaphrodite, Mike is interested in only the female toe of the species... |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
LOL..Well, I was going to say something clever--but changed my mind..I think I'll paint my toenails instead.  |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
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ROFL  This is hillarious!Denise |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69 |
And just what color might those toenails be my pretty? |
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