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Slap Me Silly! Pull My Finger! (or "The Great Escape")
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Slap Me Silly! Pull My Finger! (or "The Great Escape") |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Slap Me Silly! Pull My Finger! or The Great Escape or Don'tcha mean "Click to Slap"?" Slap me silly, slap to click! Pull my finger, make it quick! I'm elated to be freed from the 'stute, oh yes indeed! I've been locked here for a while marching down the hall in style toward the room, "Lobotomy". But I wouldn't go, not me! One day recently, Nurse C. snuck into the room with me. Made me recite poems and such. 'Twas a sick ordeal! Too much! She said she was testing me for some men, investing, see, in the 'stute's programs intact. That's what she said, that's a fact. So she asked some questions which made me snicker, sometimes twitch; questions that were somehow rude 'bout my innate attitude. What then happened was quite rare... soon her face got in her hair, she was riled and angry 'cause answers of mine gave her pause. What I told her was just this: "Leave me be! I need to piss!" She looked angrily at me... just because I had to pee! Quick, I jumped up off the bed, ran out from the room, instead, darted up through Ward 3-B... she would NOT be catching me! Soon I found bro' Justin Kace and we quick began the race toward the gaurds near "Admit Me". Hey, guess what? We now are free! Got this laptop on the train. Never will be there again! Going swift to find our Isle... Where we will do things in style! Next Thyme that you hear from me. I'll be on, "This Isle is Free". Still, I hear her voice behind screaming (as she is inclined), "Slap me silly! Click to slap!". Poor Nurse C., she took the rap! She's now stuck inside the 'stute... Pull my finger! Sound is moot. signed, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire Escapee |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Justin, Your dreams are getting quite vivid these days you almost had me believing it was true, but behind you left your crusty old socks that you go nowhere without, so sweet dreams and we'll see you at chow in the morning |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Since I still have this laptop on this runaway train, I'll post the first poem ever from the 'stute...'Leonardo's Lament'.... so I can look back and reminisce and realize I can finally put close to those doors. Good luck, Miss C. Don't miss me. It ain't worth it. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is wonderful, JT! Can't wait to see your first poem of freedom (whether real or just imagined...hehehe)  Denise |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Dear brother Thyme What kinda rhyme Have ya been playin' with ? Yar here in bed Just like the rest Havin' a real nice dream ! Wake up brother ! It's after breakfast !We better run if we wants some ! And ya better eat good. We needs ya on this quest...we needs to find the Silly-bus ! Didn't ya hear the King call ? Did ya lend yar ear to Vinny again ? |
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