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Toerag
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0 posted 2000-01-11 05:33 PM


The time comes as it comes to all,
When I finally got my boss's call,
I can leave without a lie,
To consume some beer and Irish rye.

Yall be good, don't let LongJohn,
Make ya believe or lead ya on,
About his love for romance and such,
With dancing-lovin-tender touch.

His motives are the same as "Deer's"
And those gutter minded guys,
Not like Toerag, the sensitive type,
(I won't lead ya on with lies)

(Now then, anyone wanna buy a Yugo?....One owner, driven by a Pentacostal Preacher's wife back and forth to church only?)...If so, call LongJohn Silver at 555-YUGO.....


© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
RainbowGirl
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1 posted 2000-01-11 05:47 PM


ROFL...thanks for the daily dose of laughter darling..

HUSG

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.


Denise
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2 posted 2000-01-11 05:48 PM


You are too much, Toe! This is great! Enjoy your Miller (one that is, right?!) and don't stay out too late. I'm sure the boss would like to see you tomorrow! hehehehehe  

Thanks again for the laughs!!

 Denise


Martie
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3 posted 2000-01-11 07:10 PM


Hey Toe, where are you going?  Don't be gone long I will miss that smile that you are so good at making with your sensitivity.  

 In the dew of little things,
the heart finds its morning
and is refreshed.
(ee cummings)

suthern
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4 posted 2000-01-11 08:32 PM


I was hoping that your phone would ring quickly, dear one! And I'm so glad it did!!   I hope you're enjoying your well-earned brew by now!

For the first time in over a month, I'm accessing from home without too much difficulty... and find this poem waiting!!! What a special treat...  I should buy a lottery ticket! *G* Thanks for the smiles!

Nan
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6 posted 2000-01-11 09:07 PM


How 'bout an Edsel? - There you are Toe....

Andrew Scott
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7 posted 2000-01-12 12:45 PM


Miller! Ugh... Have at there boy... You're talkin to a born again beer snob who has a fine english pub in walkin' distance of work. Enjoy your evening and bottoms up brother.
whiskey
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8 posted 2000-01-12 02:50 AM


This is Great Toe  
SnglDad
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9 posted 2000-01-22 06:23 AM


LOL
Just wanted to thank you for the laugh.
I called that number and it`s no longer in service??
Must have sold the Yugo huh?
Thanx again
                           Joel

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