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Christopher
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0 posted 2000-11-17 01:28 PM


And that's proven VERY dangerous in the past.

Tell me a joke, sing me a song, dance for me, berate me, enlighten me... something, ANYTHING to kill this boredom... I hate being sick...  

[This message has been edited by Christopher (edited 11-17-2000).]

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doreen peri
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since 1999-05-25
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1 posted 2000-11-17 01:35 PM


wanna play charades? you go first  
serenity blaze
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2 posted 2000-11-17 03:35 PM


I'm bored too. SIGH....I was hoping you'd amuse ME....
Jannel
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 492
Muncie, IN, USA
3 posted 2000-11-17 04:24 PM


try  bored.com

hours of fun, guaranteed. most of it is random weird stuff, and it should only be used under extreme conditions. good luck.
  

oh yeah. get better, too!

[This message has been edited by Jannel (edited 11-17-2000).]

LoveBug
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4 posted 2000-11-17 05:34 PM


I love bored.com!!! My favorite link is "The Straight Dope", the answers to really stupid questions that people send it. It's really neat!  

Feel better!!!!!

monique
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since 2000-02-03
Posts 369
Louisiana
5 posted 2000-11-18 12:33 PM


I received this joke in my mail
Which is not funny

Subject: politics to a little boy

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
Politics?"
Dad says,"Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call
you the People.
The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what
Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds
his mother sound asleep
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politic
now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own
words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing
the Working Class while the Government is sound
asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is
in Deep ****.


Irie
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since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493
Washington State
6 posted 2000-11-20 01:03 AM


Ya know Chris, I'd love to sing you a song, but I don't think you'd be able to hear me all the way down there.....
Even if I am a loud mouth!  
Though, it was worth a shot.....
I might have just scared that bug right out of ya!  


~Sheri

"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"



serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738

7 posted 2000-11-20 02:14 AM


SING????

I just happen to have a long neck handy (for a prop)  ROFLMAO...*wink*

Elizabeth Cor
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since 2000-10-13
Posts 879
Over the river and through the woods
8 posted 2000-11-21 12:46 PM


You're bored? Really? Hmm. Could've fooled me...

BTW, they're crazy: A 7.2???? HA! Try a .O5! (and that's clothed!)

Dee
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since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330
Queensland, Australia
9 posted 2000-11-21 03:50 AM


Hey Chris, try joecartoon.com for a bit of a laugh.
Hope you're better soon.
Dee

Christopher
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10 posted 2000-11-21 02:44 PM


M. Cor - I hate you.

Will you marry me?

Elizabeth Cor
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Over the river and through the woods
11 posted 2000-11-21 03:16 PM


Sure, if you've got a half a mil...

Christopher
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12 posted 2000-11-21 05:56 PM


Take an IOU?
Elizabeth Cor
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since 2000-10-13
Posts 879
Over the river and through the woods
13 posted 2000-11-21 07:51 PM


LOL! tent and a crust?

aaaawwwwww sheesh *goes all gooshy*... Sure.
I always wanted a pet rock.




[This message has been edited by Elizabeth Cor (edited 11-21-2000).]

Dopey Dope
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14 posted 2000-11-24 02:09 PM


*dances for chris*

im good eh?



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!


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