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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois 
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I got this in an email a moment ago, maybe it's the frame of mind I'm in, I don't know. I read it, and I was sitting there thinking, well, how stupid. All of a sudden it clicked, and I LMAO!! NICE CAR A hip young man goes out and buys a 1999 Ferrari. It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari, they cost about a half million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour?" states the cool dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right?" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer? He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh? Something whips by him, going much faster? "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whhhoooossshhh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped! Couldn't be, "thinks the guy". "How could a moped out run a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-Bbbllammm!!! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the old man and says "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man moans and replies, "Yes, unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!!!" Now this image just won't leave my mind LOL [This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 03-09-2001).] |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
LOL I can actually picture the poor old boy hanging on for dear life ( not that he had any choice ) I got this in my mail a couple days ago ... a few puns about 'old age' .................................... "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy 20 year old babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fibre today. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not having to get up to pee!------ |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
OMG I could actually see the old man and his car.....lol "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Funny story LOL And Rex those are pretty funny too!  |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Very funny! I sure don't need to go that fast especially if I'm the one on the moped. Rex enjoyed your "Old Is When". I saw myself in a few of those. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Hahahaha I liked it!  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Loved it and Rex's comments. Dee I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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Romy Senior Member
since 2000-05-28
Posts 1170Plantation, Florida |
WhtDove that is hilarious! Thanks for giving my morning a lift! Rex, Thank-you too! I'm not quite old enough to have first hand experience just yet, but I can see it coming around the corner! What a funny way to look at growing older! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Rex, those are good ones! I just couldn't get that picture out of my head last night, and I laughed myself to tears. Just picture as this car takes off and the old man's suspenders are caught on the mirror. The guy slows down and the old man goes flying forward, and then backward. Oh that just got me last night. |
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Moon Dust
since 1999-06-11
Posts 2177Skelmersdale, UK |
lol Don't ever give in, if you do you've lost everything you've ever had and everything you hope to gain, but if you carry on your already winning. |
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DancinQueen
since 2000-07-29
Posts 1092Kokomo,IN,USA |
LOL i cried I was laughing so hard  ¤Sometimes the hardest thing to get over, is something you never really had¤ |
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