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Gene Senior Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 935Colorado, USA |
To Gloria's "silliest" challenge To Munda's the "lady from Amsterdam" challenge To Denise's "drinking" challenge --- There once was a lady from Amsterdam Who kept a hamster named Dambut, warm in her hand One night, when she was out on the town She stopped into the Corner Pub and chugged a few down. But first, she put her hamster down on the floor Where she thought it would be safe, away from the door But then, the room began spinning around Feeling a little tipsy, she went to sit down But fell flat on her butt. The bartender said she could walk it off, but She’d have to walk home backwards in order to sober up. That evening, when she left the pub Unbeknownst to her, the furry little critter was stuck to her butt As she walked down the street People thought it was quite a greeting Everyone that she met Felt compelled to pet Her Dambut. And that’s how the lady from Amsterdam became known as the lady with that Dam hamster on her ass. ______ ~Gene |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Well, you've certainly met all three challenges, Gene! Very funny.Denise |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
Thank you Gene, marvelous had me laughing, Glad you found a way to do all three in one and pull it off with ease, nice job  |
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twinsgd Member
since 2000-02-13
Posts 416Ontario,Canada |
I couldn't find any explanatory notes so I just went ahead and figured it out on my own. Ha Ha Ha Ha ......ROFL.....this is really funny. Good one Gene...loved it!!! Jack |
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Broken_Winged_Angel Senior Member
since 2000-04-06
Posts 994Small Town, Somewhere |
*laughs helplessly* WOW!!! |
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Strosek Member
since 2000-04-08
Posts 61Fourways, Gauteng, South Africa |
 hey that was really funnyMay the light of day always shine during the darkest of nights. |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
ROTFLMAO !!! Thanks Gene. My day started with roaring laughter. Now you know why I no longer live in Amsterdam.......  |
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Gene Senior Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 935Colorado, USA |
Glad y'all liked it. Munda -- Yeah, based on a true story--right? ~Gene |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I don't even want to know....  |
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Yu Lan Senior Member
since 2000-04-13
Posts 1462New Zealand |
hehe.. love the ending.. amusing.. Lynne |
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ESP Member Elite
since 2000-01-25
Posts 2556Floating gently on a cloud.... |
ROTFL....this is hilarious! Gene, you never cease to amaze me!! Love and hugs, Lizzie "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight." |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFL .... Too Funny !!!! Love this, I do!!!! "This is where you will win the battle .... in the playhouse of your mind." Maxwell Maltz |
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Swåmp¤Faerÿie Member
since 2000-03-29
Posts 358Illinois |
LOL!!!!!!! WHAT A RIOT!! this was hilarious!!rotfl!! so good. swampie And there she weaves by night and day, a magic web of colours gay.~Tennyson |
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