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Lady Guinevere Junior Member
since 2000-03-12
Posts 21 |
Sir Dennis thou fought with all thy might Our enemy from dawn until night Foul Munda, the warrior braidy Great courage hast thou shown this Lady As token of this Lady’s delight I hereby knight thee as the White Knight For services rendered to this court And hereby present thee thy new sword Sir Dennis, my good friend, The White Knight This Lady thinks thee a shining light. ~ Lady Guinevere  [This message has been edited by Lady Guinevere (edited 03-14-2000).] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is beautiful, LG!! I'm sure he will love it!! Denise |
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Dennis L. White Senior Member
since 2000-02-17
Posts 1463Michigan, U.S.A. |
M' Lady Guinevere, To serve thee, I wast conceived, For this purpose, To protect, Fair maidens all, Of which, Thou are the Fairest! I bow in humble, Submission, And vow allegiance, Accepting this, Presision wrought sword, And to this coveted commission, To the Royal Knighthood League, The true Defenders, Of the Realm! Sir Dennis, At thy bid and service! |
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Gene Senior Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 935Colorado, USA |
Very nice poem Lady Guinevere. But has Lance seen this? LOL  ~Gene |
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Lancelot Junior Member
since 2000-03-10
Posts 19Camelot |
Aey, I've seen this little ditty. Now get back in the castle, Guinie.  Sir Dennis, We be brothers in arms And together we ride, Side by side with our honor aboard; With my knightly vows I doth accord. But I would be amiss Had I not let it be known of this: I would defy the King and all his men For just one kiss from m'Lady Guin. ~Lancelot < !signature--> Knight in Shining Armor, Defender of the Round, Rescuer of Damsels in Distress and Guinevere's Main Squeeze. p.s. Just kidding, Dennis. Welcome aboard. [This message has been edited by Lancelot (edited 03-14-2000).] |
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White Knight Member
since 2000-03-14
Posts 92 |
Sir Lancelot, Tis true ,we are brothers in arms, To protect the weaker from all harms, I will stand my ground in all alarms, Defend All, 'specially your Lady of Charms! Be not offended when I say, Lady Guinevere,Her beauty takes my beath away, I behold her , but afar off I shall stay, Let this not come between us I pray! My Allegiance to the Realm I Vow! Sir Dennis, The White Knight [This message has been edited by White Knight (edited 03-15-2000).] |
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Lancelot Junior Member
since 2000-03-10
Posts 19Camelot |
Sir Dennis, It would seem we both be at a loss. Me thinks that Arthur hast locked our dear Guinevere in the castle for a while, and tossed ye key in the moat to be eaten by a crocodile. I received this message last night from m'Lady about her plight. We should take care not to interfere, and thy feelings be denied 'til she hast replied. ~Lancelot Knight in Shining Armor, Defender of the Round, Rescuer of Damsels in Distress and Guinevere's Main Squeeze. |
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Lady Guinevere Junior Member
since 2000-03-12
Posts 21 |
As I was on my way to Arthur’s brew I was caught by a soldier fairly new He thought me to be a sly maiden thief Did not recognize me ! Oh what a mischief !! King Arthur, he said, he must notify Whenever a secret route I’d apply To Arthur he took me this awful man Who didn’t believe my story ‘bout Anne Therefore I'm now locked into my room My heart is dreary and casts a real gloom Over all the happiness felt inside I do not wish to, but must abide I do hope my galant and noble Knights Will over this here Lady never fight My heart craves for thee my dear Lancelot My heart belongs thee, but free I am not To King Arthur and Kingdom I am bound Although this heart beats a different sound White Knight defender of our Camelot Please do not despise me for Lancelot I truly treasure thy friendship at heart To lose thee would leave me with bleeding heart Now I must find my way out of this room I will ask Merlin for a flying broom ! ~ Lady Guinevere [This message has been edited by Lady Guinevere (edited 03-16-2000).] |
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Merlynne Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 16 |
A flying broom is yours this day take it now and freely fly away. Only five hours will it carry you know your path and keep a clear view. Fear not the elements of your sky on this broom magically you'll fly. |
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White Knight Member
since 2000-03-14
Posts 92 |
M'Lady, I am shocked by your treatment sore, Your Honour I plan to retore, To be insulted by this soldier new, The price he will pay, his DUE! King Arthur must be Mad, To lock away M'Lady sad, A spell must his mind adhere, To wrong M"Lady so dear! Sir Lacncelot told me to wait, Not to interfere at this date, But my rage I can't contain, While M'Lady is caged, INSANE! I peer out the walls patition, Behold, an apporition! Tis M'Lady on a BROOM?, Has she escaped with a ZOOM? Perhaps my eyes play tricks on me, For this strange vision to see, I must needs get me some rest, For tommorrow, I must be ready, my best! When opportunity shows its face, I'll be headed toward the race, To free you from sore Injustice, In the end it could wind up, Just US! Fear not Fair Lady, Thy White Knight watcheth! |
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Lancelot Junior Member
since 2000-03-10
Posts 19Camelot |
M'Lady G, it saddens me deep to hear of your castle keep. I have scaled them all; the highest mountainside, and fallen from Niagra, but the castle walls are just too tall, the moat, a bit too wide, and I hear Arthur has taken a cup of Viagra. But, my pet, do not weep. For, a night wilt come when Arthur doth sleep just a bit to deep, and with Merlynne's broom, I wilt sweep him under the carpet. Merlynne, I ask thee when wilt thou hast a potion for my Guin, so give she it to Arthur, then. Dear Guinevere, gaze out thy window and look down here upon us. I await along with Sir Dennis. ~Lancelot |
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White Knight Member
since 2000-03-14
Posts 92 |
Sir Lancelot, Thy instructions I await, Look the tower master hast lowered the Gate, Shall we advance, the tower to reach, And the young soldier ,manners to teach! Her window stil barren, To which we are starin', Your orders, speak now I pray, Lest the offenders steal away! Your Brother Knight, Is ready for this fight, I can't abide this pause, We are here to persue Her cause! Speak soon I pray! |
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Lancelot Junior Member
since 2000-03-10
Posts 19Camelot |
Keep ye royal shirt on, and stand thy ground. Thy Lady wilt be around to tell us when the time is right to make a stand or begin a fight. ~Lancelot |
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Lady Guinevere Junior Member
since 2000-03-12
Posts 21 |
My dear Knights what am I to do ? Abide my Lord or fly this broom ? Arthur’s finally deep asleep I can do this without a cheep (Maybe a flight over Sherwood ? ) (And a meeting with Robin Hood ? ) For five hours I shall be free Spend some time with the both of thee Will you please catch me if I fall Because this broomstick overall Does not seem too solid at all May take me up the castle wall Look at me my Knights! I’m flying............and falling.............. ~ Lady Guinevere |
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White Knight Member
since 2000-03-14
Posts 92 |
Fear not Lady Guine' ! My strong arms are set, Fall into my net, My stead is now ready, To catch thee steady! Do not alarm, I'll save Thee from harm, M'Lady don't dispair, Thou shant harm a hair! Thy White Knight at Thy service! Oh..........Sir Lancelot is also Ready! [This message has been edited by White Knight (edited 03-19-2000).] |
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Lancelot Junior Member
since 2000-03-10
Posts 19Camelot |
Though, fallen from grace and Arthur’s red-faced, I would’st still love to be thy groom, if even thee rides a witches broom. Come to me any way that thee pleases, but get here not in pieces-- hurry, before Arthur sneezes. ~Lancelot Knight in Shining Armor, Defender of the Round, Rescuer of Damsels in Distress and Guinevere's Main Squeeze. |
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Merlynne Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 16 |
Dear Lady Guinevere, the broom was meant for escape then and there, it's five hours were from inception your waiting instead turned it into deception. Your toil could be dangerous yet with your knights prove to be adventerous. I drop this key into thy hand it will guide you to the promised land, hold onto it tight through your journey and never let destiny out of sight. |
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Lady Guinevere Junior Member
since 2000-03-12
Posts 21 |
Oh dear, the hours fled by And I have run out of time This broom magical Seems now my downfall I’m falling, I’m falling, I hear my Knights calling "M’Lady, M’Lady I’ll catch thee, I’ll catch thee." Broom, broom, where art thou taking me? I want to land safe, not in a tree ! Lancelot dear, I’m out of control This thing may fly me to the North Pole I don’t wish to meet with Santa yet Besides it’s too far from my homestead And then there’s this key here in my hand What did she say about promised land ? Oh dear this is quite dazzling Not to mention somewhat frightening Oh broom, where art thou taking me next Oops White Knight, was that thy head ? Oh no ! Please not the moat ! Please STOP !!! Hey, I never saw that chimney - top Yuk, my feet are saoking wet ! Thank goodness the crocodile was fed I’m feeling dizzy , I will tumbledown Where will I land ? In China Town ? To hold on to this key I must ! Better hide it here, close to my bust We’re going down ! We’re making speed! I hope not into the water deep ! Did I bruise you much Lancelot my dear ? Didn’t mean to land right on top of thee ! But I have the key, it is right here! Where is this promised land, my dear ? ~ Lady Guinevere [This message has been edited by Lady Guinevere (edited 03-20-2000).] |
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Lancelot Junior Member
since 2000-03-10
Posts 19Camelot |
O, my dear Guinevere, Thou hast been searching and flying with abandon looking for that promised land, but cannot see the forest for the trees, whilst all along ‘tis right in front of thee. With no lock or door, could mate this key, but to thine own heart for which it frees.  Keep it close to thine breast and know I be with thee in thy unrest. ~Lancelot |
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White Knight Member
since 2000-03-14
Posts 92 |
Good catch Sir Lance, I never got the chance, I got kicked in the head, M'Lady picked your lap instead! That broom, the cursed thing, Did cause my head to sting, M'Lady are you harmed? Sir Lance you have doth charmed! Ye must now sudden flee, And guard ye close that Key, Who knows what spell it hold, For Curses or for Gold! I will a diversion make, Now with haste, make your swift escape! The White Knight at your service! |
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Lady Guinevere Junior Member
since 2000-03-12
Posts 21 |
Dearest White Knight ! A kiss on your nose ! That is mighty sweet what you propose A diversion you will make To make sure we can escape Please follow as soon as you can ! Where do we go from here ? Do you have a plan my Dear ? Do we ride from dawn till dark May be all the way to Denmark ? We really need some kind of plan For White Knight to follow us when he can ~~ Thinking ~~ How I love this galant Knight What I'm doing is not right No longer will I deny The love I feel for this guy He hold the key to my soul My Knight My heart My soul |
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Damsel N. Distress New Member
since 2000-03-26
Posts 4Texas |
M'lady Guinevere, This letter doth I write Damsel N. Distress |
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