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deleeme Senior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 1766NEW ENGLAND, USA 
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I once had a dog named Fluffy Who like my wife, didn't understand, What made me glued to the internet She yelled, and he bit my hand! My dog just loved to play ball And be fed every once in a while, But I said, "Go away, Fluffy!" As I gave my screen a big smile. My wife,oh how she hounds me "I'll send you to IA," she'd fuss, What is IA, you wonder? Just, "Internet's Anonymous!" Ol' Fluffy would go to Ala-dog Or was that Alleecat? Oh never mind--an e-mail's arrived Now what do you think about that? My wife was wanting to leave me Old Fluffy was wanting a bone, I just wanted to post a poem-- Why couldn't they leave me alone? Fluffy was once my "Man's Best Friend" But the internet came along, Now on-line, I stay in the Dog house Making a little Fluff of my own!  My life's going to the Dogs, like Fluffy My wife went to her mothers-- Since they don't have me to kick around I can Bark all I want to others! |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
LMAO, I love the humor in this one, sounds like your addicted too...LOL |
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William P Bussey Member
since 2000-02-26
Posts 188 |
Hang in there, I get the same thing, they will stop after while, bill very nice humor |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
hehehehehe....this is hillarious, David!  (excuse me...Buddy is insisting on going outside.....always interrupting me, in and out, in and out...hey, maybe I'll buy doggie diapers..hehehe) Denise |
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childomine Senior Member
since 2000-01-25
Posts 818st. petersburg, FL |
This is so funny! Internet junkies! Even the poor dog gets neglected!  |
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Little_Spyro Senior Member
since 2000-01-09
Posts 659San Diego, CA, USA |
LOL!!! I almost charred my computer screen laughing...this is great, David! You're not the only one addicted to the Internet...I've got people at my school who stare in wonder and awe as I sit at the computer in my English classroom, typing away at 80 words per minute...Didn't know dragons could do that, eh? Great job, David!  Little Spyro T. Dragon |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
This is great David ! ROFLMAO ! Just what I needed right now ! Thanks for the laughs and welcome to the "Internet Junkie Community". We keep you hooked for life !  |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
So funny ... but I'm afraid oh too true for me too ...... This is a delightful piece David ... |
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