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dgvarner
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since 2000-05-13
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High Springs, Florida

0 posted 2000-08-19 12:27 PM


forgive me..in my state of slap happy sleepy....i'm actually going to post this!  

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my butt gets bigger as i sit
conjuring up some kind of wit
reading poetry off a 'puter screen
wondering what these poets have seen
my life is waiting--i'm sure its knockin'
but my door i just keep lockin'
'cause on my butt i prefer to sit--
cant wait to read what you have writ'!!

--dgvarner

ok..i know..that was really bad!!  LOL  but jeez, what a laugh HEEHEEHEE..hope you guys dont think i've lost it ...  i got a little sanity left..i'll have to find it tomorrow!!  have fun    dg


"Half of what i say is meaningless; but i say it so that the other half may reach you."
-Kahlil Gibran


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vlraynes
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since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229
Somewhere... out there...
1 posted 2000-08-19 12:37 PM



WHAT'S THIS?!...IT RHYMES!!    
I gotta say, I like the things you
come up with when you're
'slap happy sleepy'.  LOL    

           here i'll sit a bit
   just postin' somethin' i've writ
       butt, can't match your wit

             -vlraynes
        
oh, now look what you made me do...this
makes yours look really good.      

love ya bunches,
             tricks        


[This message has been edited by vlraynes (edited 08-19-2000).]

pegasus111
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since 2000-07-27
Posts 2219
ocala, fl, usa
2 posted 2000-08-19 02:11 AM


a kindred spirit of the night..lol...that's how motor mouth was born..

the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and many miles to go before I sleep...Frost

kelieth
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since 2000-06-12
Posts 314
Normal IL - USA
3 posted 2000-08-19 02:20 AM


ROFLOL great piece comic relief is worth it's seen.   LOL

Great job.  

Kevin

"Anything is possible with patience, time is the tool use it to reach your goals."

ellie LeJeune
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since 2000-01-10
Posts 4156
King of Prussia, PA USA
4 posted 2000-08-19 02:31 AM


LOL! Is that why my butt is getting bigger. Uh oh! Don't forget we're all in the same poetic insanity boat! What a lovely cruise it is! love, ellie

Summers haunting melody
that awakens
the butterflies,
calling them to join
the dance
in their silent song
of praise to God.

eL

Jon Mewett
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since 2000-03-04
Posts 1304

5 posted 2000-08-19 04:50 AM


What you writ
you writ with wit
I don't think I
Can quite match IT
But wait a bit
While I sit
Look what you
Made me writ



Like it


Jon

dgvarner
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since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552
High Springs, Florida
6 posted 2000-08-19 08:10 AM


ah..you guys are a breath of fresh air     thanks for allowing my insanity! ..and for sharing your own bit of insanity in the process   LOL
dg


"Half of what i say is meaningless; but i say it so that the other half may reach you."
-Kahlil Gibran


BSC
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Posts 2919
New York, USA
7 posted 2000-08-19 08:51 AM


DOH!!!!!  I always thought getting up from that chair and running up to the bathroom or out to the kitchen for another cup of coffee was enough exercise... Bonnie
DawnG
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8 posted 2000-08-19 05:50 PM


LOL I love this!  

                      Dawn

Lakewalker
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since 2000-08-05
Posts 3289
On the streets w/ people
9 posted 2000-08-19 07:03 PM


Everyone's looking at me wondering why I'm laughing so much.  Great poem  

[This message has been edited by Lakewalker (edited 08-19-2000).]

kaile
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singapore
10 posted 2000-08-19 07:06 PM


Now i sit,
determined to match ur wit,
Eager to make a bigger hit,
alas,i fail and suffer from fits!!!


heres something i wrote to make your poem look GOOD! LOL

dgvarner
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since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552
High Springs, Florida
11 posted 2000-08-21 12:23 PM


bonnie: i know--wouldnt it be nice if that were all the exercise we needed to keep our butts in shape!  LOL

callie: glad you enjoyed!  

lakewalker: roll on the floor with laughter!..feel it, enjoy it!  heehee..glad you liked1

kaile:  loved your attempt! love the insanity    thanks for playing  

dg



"Half of what i say is meaningless; but i say it so that the other half may reach you."
-Kahlil Gibran


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